So when minister Erwin claims that there will not be thousands of jobs lost, he is just playing with words.
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RON VOS The best proof that He will never cease to love us lies in that He never began.
GEERHARDUS VOS We've just got to plow on through.
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GEOFFREY VOS That advertisement is as flagrant violation of this agreement as it is possible to imagine.
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GEOFFREY VOS Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT . . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT Be able to draw an illustration as least well enough to get your point across to another person.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT Be able to correctly pronounce the words you would like to speak and have excellent spoken grammar.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT Know the function of a fuse box and the appearance of a tripped circuit breaker.
MARILYN VOS SAVANT Know what happens when an individual declares bankruptcy and how it affects his or her life.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
MARILYN VOS SAVANT Success is achieved by developing our strengths, not by eliminating our weaknesses.
MARILYN VOS SAVANT Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
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MARILYN VOS SAVANT At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a gener...
MARILYN VOS SAVANT Loving behavior contributes to the group at the expense of the individual. Competition contributes t...
MARILYN VOS SAVANT I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about th...
MARILYN VOS SAVANT Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint o...
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CHRIS HEMSWORTH I like to explore things.
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CHRIS HEMSWORTH The more conflict and contrast you have with a character makes it more interesting.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH People who put themselves on the line and sacrifice their own safety for the greater good and for ot...
CHRIS HEMSWORTH For me, life is about experience and being a good person.
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CHRIS JERICHO If my son is happy, then I am happy.
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CHRIS ROCK If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
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CHRIS CORNELL Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.
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CHRIS ROCK There's a difference between doing things right and doing the right thing.
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CHRIS PAVONE Now I'm confused. Now I don't know what I want.
CHRIS KIRKPATRICK I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes ba...
CHRIS PINE I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go...
CHRIS O'DOWD I would love to close my eyes and see myself with my girlfriend when we're 99 years old and I ha...
CHRIS MESSINA Mediocrity scares me. It's the fear of not being as good as you want to be. If you give over to ...
CHRIS PINE In any bureaucracy, there's a natural tendency to let the system become an excuse for inaction.
CHRIS FUSSELL A live performance is the same no matter what genre it is. Wrestling, rock 'n roll, hosting, act...
CHRIS JERICHO There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spande...
CHRIS JERICHO The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr...
CHRIS EVANS I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 millio...
CHRIS CORNELL I am just pitifully nostalgic. I can't help but roll my eyes at myself frequently. I mean, I sti...
CHRIS LOWELL If you're an American kid, you can't help but be influenced by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath a...
CHRIS CORNELL The violence of war is random. It does not make sense. And many of those who struggle with loss also...
CHRIS HEDGES Just remember,' a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel told me as he strapped his pistol belt under his a...
CHRIS HEDGES There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power ...
CHRIS HEDGES I said we are going to balance an $11 billion budget deficit in a $29 billion budget, so by percenta...
CHRIS CHRISTIE I'm much more starstruck by athletes than I am by actors, and I think I saw Kobe Bryant at a bas...
CHRIS EVANS I was in the room when Sundar convinced Eric Schmidt that it would be possible to unseat Internet Ex...
CHRIS SACCA I drew a lot of inspiration from the Ginuwines, the Ushers, the Michael Jacksons, the James Browns, ...
CHRIS BROWN I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so ...
CHRIS HARDWICK While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants...
CHRIS HARDWICK Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of...
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