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JAMES EARL JONES I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I wasted time and now doth time waste me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE My whole wretched life swam before my weary eyes, and I realized no matter what you do it's bound to...
JACK KEROUAC Man will always waste time if there is no system to check and compel him to invest his time.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Waste no time on what you don’t want. Go for what you want. Go for that alone.
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR No one is ever a waste of time if you learn something from the experience. But if you consider peopl...
ANDONI GARCIA When you waste one hour of your time, you have wasted your life.
SUNDAY ADELAJA Don't waste your time or time will waste you.
MUSE You two greatest assets are Health and Time. If you don't take care of your health, you will suffer....
LORRIN L. LEE I wasted time, and now doth Time waste me: For now hath Time made me his numb'ring clock; My thought...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE No life is a waste. The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we are alone.
MITCH ALBOM Why waste time proving over and over how great you are, when you could be getting better?
CAROL S. DWECK Insecurity is a waste of time.
DIANE VON FURSTENBERG Love is all right, as things go, but lovers can be a terrible waste of a girl's time.
ANNA GODBERSEN Many people are daydreamers i.e. they are absent-minded and so waste a lot of their time
SUNDAY ADELAJA Myths are a waste of time. They prevent progression.
BARBRA STREISAND No excuses and no sob stories. Life is full of excuses if you're looking. I have no time to grip...
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GAIL PETTY What bothered me was all of the time he wasted by drumming, and all the time I wasted by listening t...
SARA BAUME Regret for time wasted can become a power for good in the time that remains, if we will only stop th...
ARTHUR BRISBANE Regret for time wasted can become a power for good in the time that remains, if we will only stop t...
ARTHUR BRISBANE I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of th...
JOY BEHAR Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know y...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK People don't know how to knock anymore. I guess they think that's just a waste of time. Bah, go ahea...
MJ CHRISTINE Until there's a practical solution for nuclear waste disposal, we believe the liabilities from nucle...
CARSTEN HENNINGSEN If you waste my money,you've wasted virtually nothing,but a minute of my time wasted is like the dea...
ASARE BEN CHRIS(ABC) It was a waste of money, and a waste of time.
DOUGLAS LEE Things are happening out there. Don’t waste your life in wishful thinking. Get out of your cocoon ...
OGWO DAVID EMENIKE But time given to wishing for what can't be is not only spent, but wasted, and for all that we waste...
PENELOPE FITZGERALD I hope that (Netanyahu) will go to Washington with a positive response to the American initiative, a...
YASSER ARAFAT Explaining that you are committed is a waste of time.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do th...
RAHM EMANUEL Waste not another minute dreaming of what could be; the time to act is now.
SCOTTIE SOMERS The time you waste waiting for change should be the time you are implementing action
NERISSA IRVING Decide who you are and what your goals entail - then go for the roses. Life has little regard for th...
JON HUNTSMAN, SR. Until you see time as a valuable commodity, you will continue to waste it.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Moving on will show you a lot about who you are, what you truly want, & what you have no desire ...
APRIL MAE MONTERROSA She wasted all her school time wanting to be the age she is now, and she'll waste all the rest of he...
C.S. LEWIS Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself!
MARCUS AURELIUS ANTONINUS You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.
RAHM EMANUEL Problems are a great way to waste your time cause they never end
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN If you trivialize time, then you will waste your life
SUNDAY ADELAJA Until you can see time as a valuable commodity, you will continue to waste it.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN Your hands must be busy enough so that you won’t waste time complaining.
JENNY ROSALES-FERAER Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
AUGUSTE RODIN Waste is worse than loss. The time is coming when every person who lays claim to ability will keep t...
THOMAS ALVA EDISON Waste is worse than loss. The time is coming when every person who lays claim to ability will keep t...
THOMAS A. EDISON Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your ...
ALAN LAKEIN No life is a waste," the Blue Man said. "The only time we waste is the time we spend thinking we're ...
MITCH ALBOM Being YOUR SELF means being authentic. Authentic people don't waste their time becoming somebody els...
JOHN B. BEJO After a while, you just don't do things you don't wanna do - that's the great freedom yo...
NICK CAVE Any acceleration constitutes progress, Miss Glory. Nature had no understanding of the modern rate of...
KAREL CAPEK I only suggest to you: Will you dwell on killing this man? You wish for revenge? If you do, he has a...
LLOYD ALEXANDER Time equals life; therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master ...
ALAN LAKEIN Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Don’t waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you.
H. JACKSON BROWN JR. We have no time to waste. Everything we do is targeting to getting the sinking done before the start...
HARRY WHITE It would be a waste of time and money to have two elections.
MICHAEL BAILEY Don't waste your time hating a failure. Failure is a greater teacher than success. Listen, learn, go...
CLARISSA PINKOLA ESTéS If I had abstained, we would have had to go through it all over again. And it will be the same thing...
BOBBY LEE Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
MARCUS AURELIUS Every thought, every action, every statement should have meaning.
CARLOS WALLACE You can't go through life pretending that every person you love will always be there. This is Life, ...
ZEPPELIN HARLOW ROSE I do not want to waste any time. And if you are not working on important things, you are wasting tim...
DEAN KAMEN If there is anything in life to worry about at all, it’s your wasted yesterday. Unfortunately, bef...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR The best thing about TIME is that you can't waste it before it comes
ANONYMOUS Life is a one time opportunity to be the very best that you can be so why do so many people waste it...
JOHN DI LEMME There's no good way to waste your time. Wasting time is just wasting time.
HELEN MIRREN Most psychiatrists or analysts are a waste of time
BOY GEORGE Yes I never go to the gym otherwise because I think it's a waste of time and the most boring thi...
IZABELLA SCORUPCO There are only 2 types of computers in the world: Those that waste your precious time and those that...
MITCH RATCLIFFE There will never be a point in my life where it is acceptable to waste time.
CARLOS WALLACE If there is a GAP in your life, fill it with God And Prayer. Eventually you will find that neither a...
WILSON J. WASHINGTON III In every country, politics is considered to be a waste of time.
MALALA YOUSAFZAI I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, ...
PHIL DONAHUE Memory and creativity are essential to education, but if you teach memory incorrectly, it is a total...
TONY BUZAN So many people go through life, and they never deal with their own issues, no matter what the issues...
CAITLYN JENNER Inequality is a terrible waste of time, a waste of people's resources.
JEREMY CORBYN The biggest waste of water in the country is when you spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
PRINCE PHILIP EDINBURGH I waste at least an hour every day lying in bed. Then I waste time pacing. I waste time thinking. I ...
NED VIZZINI The appeal process is a waste of time. Under the current system and with no re-hearings at appeal an...
PAUL EHRLICH They have skills they could take anywhere, but it takes awhile to build a clientele, ... By the time...
DAVID GRIFFIN Thank you for sending me a copy of your book -- I'll waste no time reading it.
MOSES HADAS Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
MOSES HADAS Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
MOSES HADAS There is no waste of time, just a person's haste to show his taste at the test of the time.
ANUJ SOMANY I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time.
MARTHA STEWART Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.
DONALD GLOVER My tears of love are a waste of time if I turn away.
KIM WILDE It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.
HAL SPARKS Negative thoughts are nothing more than human waste, treat them as such and flush when needed!
WILLIAM PAISLEY I've just been in limbo the whole week, just real confused. I felt it was kind of a waste of time to...
STEVEN HUNTER Everyone just wasting time because they have so much of it to waste, minutes slipping by on who's wi...
LAUREN OLIVER I think within the next year or so, retailers will begin taking them back so you won't have to go to...
BILL WORRELL They kept a suitcase in the trunk of their car so if they decided to go they could go. Half the time...
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GEORGE WILL It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.
GEORGE WILL Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand...
WILL DURANT