Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon.

Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to.

Don't let other people tell you what you want.

I don't know rap. I can't tell you a Tupac song. But you put on some go-go, and I'll know it word-for-word. That's why I feel like I got my own sound - or a D.C. sound.

There are some days when you don't feel like being Alan Cumming.