Some days you get up and you already know that things aren't going to go well. They're the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas back on, make some hot chocolate and read comic books in bed with the covers up until the world looks more encouraging. Of course, they never let you do that.
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THE MODERN BOWERBIRD: TALES OF A BOOKSHELF When you're filming, you work 19-hour days, and you know more about what's going on with you... KIM CATTRALL When you give feedback, make sure to give some examples. You listen well: I know that because you as... ASSEGID HABTEWOLD I think about how much depends upon a best friend. Then you wake up in the morning you swing your le... JOHN GREEN How do you give something away with the knowledge that you will get it back in three days, and then ... JAKE JESSER The professor taught with the confidence that books change you. They mess up your insides. They make... HANNAH BRENCHER You should fight like hell if you get attacked on the street, or in your home. The old thinking was,... CONNIE FLETCHER Remember with your heart. Go back, go back, and go back. The skies of this world were always meant t... ROBIN HOBB I'm going to go out and do a little cowboyin'. You know what that is? Cowboying is getting in a moto... ROBERT BLAKE When you get a lot of runs to work with, it makes your job easier, but you also don't want to go bac... KIRK SAARLOOS If you leave your dreams on your pillow, you might as well just stay in bed. To make dreams come tru... TONI SORENSON If you make art, people will talk about it. Some of the things they say will be nice, some won’t. ... NEIL GAIMAN The day started out kind of bland, then I made a couple of good par putts early and got things going... BRUCE SUMMERHAYS The day started out kind of bland, then I made a couple of good par putts early and got things going... BRUCE SUMMERHAYS There are few things in the world that make me feel more clueless than a woman's tears. I know that ... JEFF LINDSAY If he wasn't so vital in my younger days, I would have never kept up with baseball. At some poin... BILLY BUTLER I think Hollywood wants to be safe. The things you do first become your calling card, and I think pe... FALK HENTSCHEL Some people can be president, some people can speak, some people, you know, anything that's posi... JUICY J I love playing football. So I go out to play football, and I don't really feel pressure. Of cour... MESUT OZIL If youre going to do it, do it, ... If youre going to put on a stage show and go crazy and go wi... ERIC DILL The largest room in the world is room for improvement. You know, some mornings my thighs are fat. So... DIANE LANE What happens is in camp you can go five days and get in eight or nine practices, ... During the regu... FLOYD REESE Oh, well, I know that Libby." He rolls his eyes. "I've never met anyone more committed to, well, lif... LUCY HOLLIDAY When you know what somebody has to do to get back in the game, you can pin your ears back and go aft... BILL CLARK ROSE: I love you, Jack. JACK: No...don’t say your goodbyes, Rose. Don’t you give up. ... JAMES FRANCIS CAMERON You remember the days in the backyard when it's cold and you just had some fun. JOE PAVELSKI Some people think that going on a caravan holiday is a slightly more upscale version of camping. Let... MARGARET BECKETT I was really nervous. . . . You sort of trust your swing and let it go. We had to have it. Hopefully... JASON ELAM When you commit to excellence , you will suddenly start to see the quality of your life escalate. Yo... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA To progress in life you must give up the things you do not like. Give up doing the things that you d... AGNES MARTIN Exactly when will you give up? When things will seem out of your hands ? When ... SANHITA BARUAH When you're filming, you work 19-hour days and you know more about what's going on with your... KIM CATTRALL The best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something. Don’t wait for good things to hap... BARACK OBAMA Retirement funds are the security that you're building up over the course of your working years and ... MADELINE NOVECK
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BILL WATTERSON Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. BILL WATTERSON If you don't have anything to say just keep quiet! Provoking a reaction isn't the same as saying som... BILL WATTERSON The kind of girl I was attracted to in school and eventually married. BILL WATTERSON . . . it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well t... BILL WATTERSON I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of... BILL WATTERSON A REAL job is a job you hate. BILL WATTERSON It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. BILL WATTERSON Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if... BILL WATTERSON There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. BILL WATTERSON Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ... BILL WATTERSON If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth... BILL WATTERSON You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it. BILL WATTERSON How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. BILL WATTERSON Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons... BILL WATTERSON Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial. BILL WATTERSON Mothers are the necessity of invention. BILL WATTERSON I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas... BILL WATTERSON I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th... BILL WATTERSON I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. BILL WATTERSON At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo... BILL WATTERSON Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ... BILL WATTERSON Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t... BILL WATTERSON By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i... BILL WATTERSON A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be... BILL WATTERSON I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? BILL WATTERSON Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th... BILL WATTERSON It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. BILL WATTERSON [Calvin: A 6-year-old boy who thinks like a grown-up and fantasizes like a child.] Calvin is very fr... BILL WATTERSON