Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.

Every bad thing that's happened to me has defined me, has shaped, has moulded me.

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

You can't kill us all, human.'
He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.