Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

I'm at a loss for words right now. I've never had one hurt like this, not when you're as close as we were.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.