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Mae West

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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Here in the West, people often don't like listening to their leaders, even if they are right.
ELON MUSK
That's pretty much the situation throughout the country.
MICHAEL RIGHT
They [the Furies] mean well; their feelings are strong, but their hearts are in the right place.
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
The equal right of all men to the use of land is as clear as their equal right to breathe the air--...
HENRY GEORGE
For most people, there are only two places in the world. Where they live and their TV set. If a thin...
DON DELILLO
There are only a few places that I go where people recognize me anyway. I have to be at the right pl...
DAVEY HAVOK
I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
MANDY MOORE
If you come here in 15 years, ... the places you'll want to go will be the places that managed it ri...
LARRY SWANSON
All the exaggerations are right, if they exaggerate the right thing.
G.K. CHESTERTON
I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not in...
KATHARINE WHITEHORN
Get to know the right, then you would know the people of right. Right Is not measured by its men, bu...
ALI IBN ABI TALIB
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
I am all for people having their heart in the right place; but the right place for a heart is not in...
KATHARINE WHITEHORN
When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
Men regard it as their right to return evil for evil and, if they cannot, feel they have lost their ...
ARISTOTLE
If capitalism is fair then unionism must be. If men have a right to capitalize their ideas and the r...
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
Some great people are leaders and others are more lucky, in the right place at the right time. I'd p...
STEVE WOZNIAK
I knew I needed to spark the team some way. They got me the ball in the right place and I just strok...
BILL COLE
Some things you forget. Other things you never do. But it's not. Places, places are still there. If ...
TONI MORRISON
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
All that information is put in one place that's easy to access and in an organized fashion so that t...
IVOR WEINER
They are not only acclaimed craftsmen and artists in their own right, they are personalities on top ...
AMY FOSTER DEVORE
There are only two places in the league - first place and no place.
TOM SEAVER
Luck is being in the right place at the right time, but location and timing are to some extent under...
NATASHA JOSEFOWITZ
We're men, and men aren't born to stand alone.
TAMORA PIERCE
We know that species move their ranges when climate changes. We have to begin to look at if our prot...
LEE HANNAH
Places are part of nature, of the bigger picture. We are interrelated. When we contemplate them in t...
ETEL ADNAN
Some men believe a girl squirting under their touch is a sign of their own sex appeal and machismo. ...
CHLOE THURLOW
Men are free when they are obeying some deep, inward voice of religious belief. Obeying from within....
D.H. LAWRENCE
In every city in America there are men who express their ambition and their personality in the way t...
DAVID GRANGER
Consumers can boost their organization quotient more easily than they realize. There are many hidden...
DOUG KRIEGER
It's all knowing what to start with. If you start in the right place and follow all the steps, you w...
ELIZABETH MOON
I think that 'Station to Station' is a nomadic project not only in a literal sense, as it...
DOUG AITKEN
Political corruption is endemic all over this country, in some places worse than others, right? On c...
MITCH LANDRIEU
Men are free when they are in a living homeland, not when they are straying and breaking away. Men a...
D. H. (DAVID HERBERT) LAWRENCE
Who are these people, and why do they think their own opinions are the only right ones?
HUNTLEY FITZPATRICK
For all men are equal,in order to show man that you are equal,then always do things lesser than your...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
To prove that all men are equal, rich or poor,nature has made it compulsory for all to breath the sa...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
Right now we're just focused on West. They have some athletic kids on that team. If we are fortunate...
DAVE LUTZ
If it is right for men to fight for their freedom, and God knows what the human race would be like t...
EMMELINE PANKHURST
Do all children have some inherent right to live in America if they have done nothing wrong? If not,...
THOMAS SOWELL
There is a reason they call God a presence - because God is right here, right now. In the present is...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
Commemoration of Nicholas Ferrar, Deacon, Founder of the Little Gidding Community, 1637 Some men...
JOHN CALVIN
Being always right is not always right in the wrong places.
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON
Evan Connell said once that he knew he was finished with a short story when he found himself going t...
RAYMOND CARVER
May you find what you are searching for in the right places
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
If men only knew, modesty makes women fall in love faster than all the cock-a-doodling in the world.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER
We have got to be sure that all the conditions are in the right place.
GORDON BROWN
The Scots are the backbone of Canada. They are all right in their three vital parts -- head, heart a...
WILLIAM OSLER
One day, if their games fall into place, we'll be right up there.
JOANIE EWING
It's all right if people think we are idiots.
It's all right if we lie face down on the earth.<...
ROBERT BLY
They're a struggling team right now, trying to find their identity. I thought last year they had all...
BEN WALLACE
Marketing organizations need the right tools to help them recruit agents in the right places. This c...
JAMIE GREEN
Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the leas...
ARISTOTLE
Viking women, if they were left behind, were ruling their town. They were earls in their own right; ...
ALYSSA SUTHERLAND
Journalism is nine-tenths being in the right places at the right time.
ANDREW MARR
I think Shannon should look at my granny and tell her that he's sorry, because he kept calling and a...
LISA PARKER
They come in and sleep sometimes. Yesterday there were five sleeping right there, all men.
ANTONIO HERNANDEZ
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
The world would have been a better place if some men had just shut their mouths.
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA
Put the right people in the right places, and then you trust them to do the right stuff.
DARA KHOSROWSHAHI
I thought it wouldn’t work, but I didn’t know it wouldn’t work, so I didn’t say anything. Th...
ALYSSA MASTROMONACO
All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality.
DAVID ALLAN COE
Right now they are all in shock.
ALMEDA JACKS
They happened to be at the right place at the right time.
PAUL KENNEDY
Some believe they are doing the right thing.
BRIAN MARR
If you attempt certain things at the right time, they are easy to accomplish - in fact, they almost ...
FRANCESCO GUICCIARDINI
They all played well. It was really an offensive game. Probably 90 % of the game was offensive and t...
BILL BESTWICK
Martyrdom is evidence only of a man's honesty - it is no evidence that he is not mistaken. Men h...
LYSANDER SPOONER
Some hypocrites and seeming mortified men, that held down their heads, were like the little images t...
WILLIAM LAUD
Some hypocrites and seeming mortified men, that held down their heads, were like the little images ...
FRANCOIS DUC DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
Both the men and women had some great races today. With all the men finishing in the top ten along w...
KURT SMITZ
The thing I realize is, that it's not what you take, it's what you leave.
JENNIFER NIVEN
The only thing I leave alone is the ceiling, because white contains all the wavelengths of the visib...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES
I don’t need to worry that Finch and I never filmed our wanderings. It’s okay that we didn’t c...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES
The Nest Houses aren’t there. It’s dark by the time I stop in downtown New Harmony, with its bri...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES
Right now, he crosses his arms and frowns at me.

“Is it true you almost drowned Roamer...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES
It’s okay to laugh, you know. The earth’s not going to split open. You’re not going to hell. B...
JENNIFER NIVEN, ALL THE BRIGHT PLACES
The thing is, there are good days and bad days. I feel almost guilty saying they aren't all bad.
JENNIFER NIVEN
You are all the colors in one, at full brightness.
JENNIFER NEVIN
If that blue could stay for ever; if that hole could remain for ever." There was nothing to make him...
JENNIFER NIVEN
Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.
BILLY SUNDAY
In yourself right now is all the place you've got.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR
We are very concerned about what is going on in West Virginia right now.
BOB FRIEND
My songs form a kind of biography or diary of my life as they are about people I have loved and peop...
JUSTIN HAYWARD
We just had trouble stopping them. They have some phenomenal athletes, and they have a great (offens...
JOSH MCKEEL
He has the body of a professional athlete, chiseled to perfection in all the right places.
COLLETTE WEST
There's a reason they call God a presence ~ because God is right here, right now. ELIZABETH GILBERT [Hill] is the best in the business. He taught me a lot about being at the right place at the right t...
ROBERT ANDINO
They have no right to own property in the United States because they have no right to be here in the...
DIANA HULL
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed peo...
ANONYMOUS
All right, he thought, okay; if thats the way it is; a savagery of anger in him now at the picture. ...
JAMES JONES
Some men fish all their lives without knowing it is not really the fish they are after.
HENRY DAVID THOREAU
Laugh a lot, and when you're older, all your wrinkles will be in the right places
BUDDHA
Some figure if they wait it out, it will be OK. In some cases, they're right.
BETSY TOLSTEDT
Some girls aren't searching for 'Mr. Right' they are looking for Mr. Right Now.
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS
There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.
LISA KLEYPAS

More Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
MAE WEST
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
MAE WEST
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last.
MAE WEST
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST
I speak two languages, Body and English.
MAE WEST
You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine
MAE WEST
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
MAE WEST
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
MAE WEST
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
MAE WEST
Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
MAE WEST
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
MAE WEST
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
MAE WEST
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
MAE WEST
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
MAE WEST
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
MAE WEST
Sex is emotion in motion.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
MAE WEST
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
MAE WEST
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST
You are never too old to become younger!
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two on the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
MAE WEST
'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
MAE WEST
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST
I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST
Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST
Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last
MAE WEST
Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
MAE WEST
I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
MAE WEST