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ALAN SUGAR We try to do too many things that used to be in the men's domain, and we try to do them like men... RAQUEL WELCH BEYONCE KNOWLES CLARENCE THOMAS My work comes out of a deep psychological place, so it's not like I'm Object Man at home. Th... TINO SEHGAL BO BURNHAM JOHN HURT Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON I don't like alcohol, but I still like to mess around with other stuff occasionally. I think it&... EVAN DANDO BO BURNHAM I'm not saying standardized tests are the worst ever, but there's an in-between and I don... ASHLEY RICKARDS ANNIE PARISSE KOBE BRYANT When you're a guest star on a movie or a TV show, I always say it's like being invited to a ... ATO ESSANDOH I don't really like politics, to be honest. But it's other people making decisions about my ... LAURA RICKETTS There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused ... JUDE LAW DYLAN MORAN TAYLOR SWIFT I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until y... NATASHA LEGGERO BUSY PHILIPPS DAVID GILMOUR BARBARA MANDRELL ALESSIA CARA I didn't really know what to expect, but I thought there aren't a lot of rap groups that can... PHIFE DAWG I'll use men's shirts, I love men's shirts, but you have to get them altered because the... JACKEE HARRY I was quite a successful evangelist. I've had people write to me and say, 'Gee, I'm a Ch... DANIEL EVERETT But if we can manage it so people don't have things forced on them that they don't want, I t... K. ERIC DREXLER What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. GRACE JONES BECKY G ZENDAYA GENE WILDER EDDIE VAN HALEN ZOOEY DESCHANEL NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU It's like, you can't have any fun, and if you do have fun, if you do your own thing, you'... CRISPIN GLOVER Unfortunately, 'chick flick' has become a term to describe most movies that I don't even... CARLA GUGINO MAGGIE Q I'm always surprised when actors say they don't like sex scenes. It's like a freebie. It... MACKENZIE DAVIS Perhaps... I mean there are people who defend that it as an art. I don't. I like it but it's... MARK MORRIS I don't want to stand in front of a whole lot of fakeys. If I'm going to meet someone and sa... DAMIEN RICE BO BURNHAM TATIANA MASLANY KATHY IRELAND ELLEN DEGENERES STEVE LARGENT Facebook is made up of people you've met, but not necessarily who are similar to you. I have 850... GARRETT CAMP I've never been good at getting on people's nerves, and from the little quotes I read, it... ALI SHAHEED MUHAMMAD JERRY HALL Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people ... AUBREY PLAZA It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stu... ZARA PHILLIPS YUVRAJ SINGH ZARA LARSSON I like being able to play women that are growing or aren't easy to love. Maybe they are really l... TAYLOUR PAIGE I'm not a great actor - let's face it. I don't have a great deal of scope. There are cer... STEVE MCQUEEN CHELSEA HANDLER THEODORE STURGEON DYLAN MCDERMOTT I have no deep-seated desire to be famous; that's not what's driving me, so if it's some... CAM PATRICK MACNEE RASHIDA JONES One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There&#... MARGARET CHO TOM HARDY I don't like getting myself in hot water. But suddenly I find that every minute I have to stop a... JOANNE WOODWARD OLIVIA COLMAN Aye, well, I've got my garden. LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing. LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds, LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument. LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ... LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w... LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t... LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start. LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec... LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said. LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said. LIKE I Married to the Mob. LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge. LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i... LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick? LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said. LIKE I Putting on a movie is like going to war - for me, at least. It's all about time; time is money, ... LEE DANIELS Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to ... RICKIE FOWLER JOHN MALKOVICH I know that some people shy away from what I say. They think it is too blunt, but when you don't... MISSY ELLIOTT
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BRAND PRETORIUS One solution is to search world markets for cheaper entry-level vehicles, with China an obvious poss... BRAND PRETORIUS McCarthy Limited has confidence in the future of the South African vehicle industry, and we expect m... BRAND PRETORIUS We believe that these facility developments will enable us to further enhance our service offerings ... BRAND PRETORIUS This new January record augurs well for the rest of the calendar year. BRAND PRETORIUS These results are a great achievement for Call-a-Car, and indicate that the consumer is becoming mor... BRAND PRETORIUS Modest vehicle price increases brought about by rand depreciation, the impact of local inflation, an... BRAND PRETORIUS Call-a-Car is able to cater to the needs and aspirations of emerging first time buyers who are looki... BRAND PRETORIUS There is still a lot of momentum in the market and we see no evidence of demand slowing down in the ... BRAND PRETORIUS South Africa is currently in the longest upward business cycle since 1945, having experienced 28 con... BRAND PRETORIUS To think at its best is to find oneself carried down the current of necessity. BRAND BLANSHARD When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authorit... BRAND BLANSHARD Once the anchor of reason has been cut, one's craft may go anywhere. One may become a St Francis or ... BRAND BLANSHARD Shakespeare without Othello, Lear, Macbeth and Hamlet would be all too much like Hamlet without the ... BRAND BLANSHARD STEWART BRAND I really enjoyed it. I had a good time - every single day was fun and different. It has truly been a... CAROL BRAND Our roots are here and I love New England. CAROL BRAND They were all extraordinary people and they all really cared about the kids. CAROL BRAND Recent evidence suggests that chronic emotions and stress can predispose people to heart disease. Th... CAROL BRAND When I came to Harvard I had a specific plan which included overhauling the system here. PETER BRAND The government doesn't accept pleas from people without getting information against others. I don't ... STAN BRAND I am looking forward to further building the Getty's renowned collection and to further expanding th... MICHAEL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I used to fence and I really didn't care where I fenced. I fenced in basements. PETER BRAND For Jefferson and Liberty, OSCAR BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I didn't see the game, but I saw the highlights. It's still kind of incomprehensible to me. Eighty-o... ELTON BRAND and told him that this is the issue on the table; I don't know which way the vote's going to go. MYLES BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND This is absolutely satisfying. It's like vindication because we worked so hard and this organization... ELTON BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I don't see any funding on the horizon for a good number of years here. There's different ways to pi... JOE BRAND RUSSELL BRAND It was like a reunion. ELTON BRAND What's important from our point of view is that those who participate in intercollegiate athletics, ... MYLES BRAND When they were refurbishing buildings, they had no compunction about taking statues of a predecessor... PETER BRAND Life is how we perceive it...thus our philosophy is based on our humane perceptions of life. Sadly t... JOSHUA BRAND Life would become easier in a simple realization that everything works out in the end. JOSHUA BRAND The fall of relationships draws from assumptions, what is not known, and acceptance of what is not s... JOSHUA BRAND A night of solitude gives insight to a human mind surrounded in naivity and self infliction. Gives m... JOSHUA BRAND True happiness generates from suffering, as suffering gives away to the unnoticed and simple. Eyes o... JOSHUA BRAND Men share the characteristics of the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, as we are born and ... JOSHUA BRAND No one can be told to 'move on' when the one they love is gone, but instead to 'carry forward. JOSHUA BRAND When we smell blood, we need to just keep going and extend it. We let them stay in the game and scre... TYLER BRAND RUSSELL BRAND STEWART BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I have read the articles, ... During the selection process, I talked about a whole range of issues w... MICHAEL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND STEWART BRAND STEWART BRAND RUSSELL BRAND Once she knew my feelings about this issue, given my criminal justice background, then the e-mails s... LEE BRAND To say that a person would be allowed to barbecue two different dogs, two different occasions and no... LEE BRAND I can tell you stories, horrendous stories especially with sex offenders and the things they have do... LEE BRAND The first time that a person commits certain crimes against animals, it will automatically be consid... LEE BRAND There's no felony provision in Kansas. I assumed like many other people do that because Missouri and... LEE BRAND I can still see that dog. I still have nightmares about that night. LEE BRAND Mike Miller brings a lot. He can shoot the ball, rebound well. The intangibles are there for Memphis... ELTON BRAND It's been tough over the years, so to be here in this position feels good, but we have a lot more to... ELTON BRAND We have a winning record and that is a big thing for us. It feels good, but we still have a lot more... ELTON BRAND We tried to take them out early. This was a must-win for us. ELTON BRAND Without a doubt, the swagger level goes up, ... Sam Cassell has been talking trash as soon as he cam... ELTON BRAND Being at .500 on the road is a big deal for us. ELTON BRAND We were last in three-point field goals, and that makes a big difference in wins and losses, ELTON BRAND He really knows [Argentina], and he's brought it up two or three times. He brings it up in the conte... ELTON BRAND It was our getaway game, so we wanted to get this victory. ELTON BRAND To have Corey back ? that's exactly what I'm talking about, ELTON BRAND We're 5-1 but we're not happy. We didn't play to the best of our ability. ELTON BRAND It helped them that they had a lot of fresh bodies. ELTON BRAND We definitely kept him in check. ELTON BRAND Whoever we get in the next round, we'll be ready, definitely. ELTON BRAND Somebody said he did it in college. They had tape. ELTON BRAND It's just a great feeling. ELTON BRAND There's a feeling of excitement, and a little bit of the unknown. ELTON BRAND It was pretty, and then it got ugly. It was a long time coming, and it was an important win for the ... ELTON BRAND It means a lot, from our management all the way down to the ball boys. Even though it's just one gam... ELTON BRAND That's something they have to deal with. My focus is on our team right now. ELTON BRAND Our goal was to clinch a playoff spot. To be up four points with less than two minutes is disappoint... ELTON BRAND It's disappointing, but we'll bounce back. I'm very optimistic. As a team, we didn't shoot well. Per... ELTON BRAND There's some players out there who are very deserving, with more wins. And that plays into it. If we... ELTON BRAND I expect a hard-fought series from Denver. We got home-court advantage, and that should help. The Nu... ELTON BRAND They're a good team. We're expecting a battle. We're going to try to limit them with their fast-brea... ELTON BRAND RUSSELL BRAND This could be bigger than anything we've dealt with before. CHRISTOPHER BRAND Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom. BRAND BLANSHARD RUSSELL BRAND The referees blew the whistle a lot. Anthony got to the line a lot. Our guys on our team got to the ... ELTON BRAND I'm sure she's hugely proud. She made a huge contribution to the project. It's a sad situation for M... MICHAEL BRAND The patterns (of the virus) in Asia right now would not suggest that it would come over to North Ame... CHRISTOPHER BRAND Let me call that athletic looting, to be provocative, ... and we won't stand for that. MYLES BRAND I don't like that, either, MYLES BRAND [What he said to his audience about poaching on Tuesday was this:] Let me call that athletic looting... MYLES BRAND I'm really surprised there's any objection, MYLES BRAND North Carolina will have an APR above 925. MYLES BRAND The first priority of those schools caught in Katrina's path is the students, staff and families who... MYLES BRAND We have resolved all differences. We found a way to go forward. This is a significant agreement. MYLES BRAND That rule is due to be considered by the NCAA through its normal governance process over the next th... MYLES BRAND It's not about an effort to be politically correct. It is about doing the right thing. MYLES BRAND It probably will be spread by one that isn't killed very easily by it. CHRISTOPHER BRAND I have sometimes wondered why Jesus so frequently touched the people he healed, many of whom must ha... PAUL BRAND There are certain boundaries you do not cross, and I saw her crossing those boundaries. LEE BRAND
Some people are really proud of me, and some don't like it. I don't really know what to tell... 
I don't like it when people who are young act like they're 40. That's taking too much on... 
I admire people's marriages, and I think it's a wonderful thing to have, but I don't thi... 
I can't tell you the number of people that are like, 'Has anyone ever told you you look like... 
I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is abo... 
If it's old school friends that my parents know, then I can stay out till late. But if they don&... 
They say I'm insane because I need to have so much creative control. They say I'm unmanageab... 
Saying you have a political solution is like saying you can write a pop song that's going to sta... 
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It's fascinating that people, there's so many people now who will make judgments based on wh... 
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I've never been pushy. People have said I should have been, more, but I'm not sure. I've... 
Psychopaths are actually, really, really, really rare in our culture, are people who don't... Or... 
The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things th... 
I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... 
When you say 'control freak' and 'OCD' and 'organized,' that suggests someon... 
I'm somebody who doesn't work with a stylist. I'll be honest with you, I'm a mom and... 
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I have lots of favorite shows, but not reality! I don't like reality TV so much. I'm saddene... 
I guess people don't think that young girls or young artists have opinions, but I'm so glad ... 
I don't like people who hide things. We're not perfect, we all have things that people might... 
I'm nosey, and I have a great imagination. So it's not necessarily things I have to go throu... 
My generation, we really have to step up to the plate and vote. Tweeting is great - people say, '... 
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't ... 
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The Internet's like one big bathroom wall with a lot of people who anonymously can say really me... 
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