Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope.

No man would listen to you talk if he did not know that it was his turn next.