Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion


Jonathan Swift

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Honesty is a very choosy virtue
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Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
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Beware prejudices. They are like rats, and men's minds are like traps; prejudices get in easily,...
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Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
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It's what Jonathan Swift suggested two and a half centuries ago: making two blades of grass grow whe...
MARTIN BELL
Acknowledge and express your mistakes so you can prove to yourself and others that you can learn and...
SERGIO ORTIZ
Some of the world's most appalling abuses have been justified by religion because it is possible...
ZAC GOLDSMITH
Inculcate virtue of integrity. Integrity is the inner sense of "wholeness" deriving from qualities s...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
weeding out the harmful influences should become the norm not the exception.
CARLOS WALLACE
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong,...
BIBLE
Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th...
T. J. MILLER
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
CHARLOTTE BRONTE
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
CHARLOTTE BRONTë
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never b...
CHARLOTTE BRONTË
O mischief, thou art swift to enter in the thoughts of desperate men!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
It is vain to expect virtue from women till they are in some degree independent of men.
MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT
Nationalism: the curious notion that barbarism becomes a virtue when it reaches tribal proportions.
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When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of di...
MARK TWAIN
It's not a lot of work. We're looking for someone from the area to take over the weeding and some of...
JANE HARRISON
Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
CHARLOTTE BRONTE
True virtue is life under the direction of reason
BARUCH SPINOZA
True virtue is life under the direction of reason.
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I do not call the sod under my feet my country; but language -- religion -- government -- blood -- i...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
I do not call the sod under my feet my country; but language / religion / government / blood / ident...
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These are illusions of popular history which successful religion must promote: Evil men never prospe...
FRANK HERBERT
Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
COUNTESS OF (MARGUERITE GARDINER) BLESSINGTON
Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
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Weeding out the right people comes into understanding our culture and that goes into the work ethic ...
DAVID JACOBSON
We must remember that we have to make judges out of men, and that by being made judges their prejudi...
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL
Change is life's way of weeding out nuisance's while forcing you to see a different prospective
M WARFIELD
Men need knowledge in order to overpower their passions and master their prejudices.
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It is the part of cowardliness, and not of virtue, to seek to squat itself in some hollow lurking ho...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciou...
AYN RAND
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everythin...
JOSEPH ADDISON
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything...
JOSEPH ADDISON
It's hard to get in, and it's hard to stay in. There's a big weeding out.
PHIL GARDNER
The world holds two classes of men: intelligent men without religion, and religious men without inte...
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it was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn'...
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A far greater factor than abolishing poverty is the deterrent effect of swift and certain consequenc...
WARREN E. BURGER
A far greater factor [than abolishing poverty] is the deterrent effect of swift and certain conseque...
WARREN E. BURGER
Think how great a proportion of mankind, consists of weak and ignorant men and women, and of inexper...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to pres...
WHITNEY OTTO
Hypocrisy and distortion are passing currents under the name of religion
MAHATMA GANDHI
The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
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Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration - courage, clear thinking, hone...
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White-Headed Chief was wealthy, even though he owned nothing. In what way did virtue pay ? The men w...
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Most men admire virtue who follow not her lore
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The notion that public service requires men and women of good character now seems quaint.
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We're doing some significant weeding because of the age of the collection. Over time, there has been...
BOB HATCHER
Being brutally honest is no virtue. It is still brutality. Being tactfully honest is one of the more...
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Punctuality is the stern virtue of men of business, and the graceful courtesy of princes
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If we desire swift progress & global peace in life,we've got to school ourselves on how to live toge...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
I'm happy to have some help. I'm thankful and grateful that Jonathan Daniels sees the significance o...
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In today's world, honesty has unfortunately morphed into an extremely expensive hobby...and is no mo...
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Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.
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In the face of patriarchy, it is a brave act indeed for both men and women to embrace, rather than s...
ALANIS MORISSETTE
This is the kind of performance we expect out of Jonathan on a regular basis.
GENE PINGATORE
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
NINON DE LENCLOS
In 18 days, Jonathan U should have walked out of that hospital.
CARL CORNWELL
Will Shatner, Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek have already put novels out.
BRUCE BOXLEITNER
They say, love God, for it is the greatest virtue. I say, love humans, for there is no greater virtu...
ABHIJIT NASKAR
Some traits are so advantageous under so many circumstances, or arise so relatively easily by virtue...
GEERAT VERMEIJ
Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without...
G. C. (GEORG CHRISTOPH) LICHTENBERG
Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without...
GEORG C. LICHTENBERG
Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without...
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG
Dreaming men are haunted men
STEPHEN VINCENT BENET
I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
EVAN DANDO
Shamelessness is not the same as honesty.
JAMES PONIEWOZIK
The notion of getting under the hood and explaining how something works, that's fairly familiar ...
SCOTT MCCLOUD
Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices.
KNUTE ROCKNE
Not a religion for gentlemen.
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They were looking at planting flowers, doing minimal landscaping, some painting, weeding, grass cutt...
WALTER KELLY
People differ in their discourse and profession about these matters, but men of sense are really bu...
BISHOP GILBERT BURNET
Weeding is plant racism.
SAIOM SHRIVER
There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.
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All that day she felt as if she were acting in a theatre with better actors than herself, and that h...
LEO TOLSTOY
You don't have to preach honesty to men with creative purpose. Let a human being throw the energies ...
WALTER LIPPMANN
You can only shove shit under your bed for so long before it starts moving around and wanting to get...
LILI ST. CROW
Success gives the character of honesty to some classes of wickedness.
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If wishes came true it wouldn't eradicate poverty; some would still wish others poor.
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If you're embarrassed because you have some notion about how men are supposed to behave, and it ...
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OSHO
Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
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The awareness process is starting to bubble, ... My hope is that women will take that awareness and ...
CHRISTOPHER HAYES
Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.
RONALD REAGAN
Most often people seek in life occasions for persisting in their opinions rather than for educating ...
ANDRé GIDE
Well… er -”
“Expecting a rescue is beyond hope under the circumstances!” Sam Barthoff, ...
CHRISTINA ENGELA
Virtue does not come from wealth, but. . . wealth, and every other good thing which men have. . . co...
SOCRATES
This is not a men vs women issue. It’s about people vs prejudice.
LAURA BATES
I thank God for the honesty and virility of Jesus religion which makes us face the facts and calls u...
HENRY VAN DYKE
For 'tis some virtue, virtue to commend.
WILLIAM CONGREVE
I know, brother, that you are a straightforward man, and that you pride yourself on it. But put one ...
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
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Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
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Books, the children of the brain.
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I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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A college joke to cure the dumps.
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He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
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Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
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Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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They never would hear, But turn the deaf ear, As a matter they had no concern in.
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Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
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Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
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The tucked-up sempstress walks hasty strides, While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
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I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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Every dog must have his day.
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Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretenses to for...
JONATHAN SWIFT
Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in perver...
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Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style.
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A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
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War is the child of Pride, and Pride the daughter of Riches.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed
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Whatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer an...
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
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A lie is an excuse guarded
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Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
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Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
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When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
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What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
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Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
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All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
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In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
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It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
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Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
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Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
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The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
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