Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
Jonathan Swift
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FRANCIS JEFFREY Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
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CHARLOTTE BRONTE It's what Jonathan Swift suggested two and a half centuries ago: making two blades of grass grow whe...
MARTIN BELL Acknowledge and express your mistakes so you can prove to yourself and others that you can learn and...
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DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA weeding out the harmful influences should become the norm not the exception.
CARLOS WALLACE I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the
swift, nor the battle to the strong,...
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T. J. MILLER Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
CHARLOTTE BRONTE Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
CHARLOTTE BRONTë Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never b...
CHARLOTTE BRONTË O mischief, thou art swift to enter in the thoughts of desperate men!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It is vain to expect virtue from women till they are in some degree independent of men.
MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT Nationalism: the curious notion that barbarism becomes a virtue when it reaches tribal proportions.
JAKUB BOżYDAR WIśNIEWSKI When one's character begins to fall under suspicion and disfavor, how swift, then, is the work of di...
MARK TWAIN It's not a lot of work. We're looking for someone from the area to take over the weeding and some of...
JANE HARRISON Prejudices, it is well known, are most difficult to eradicate from the heart whose soil has never be...
CHARLOTTE BRONTE True virtue is life under the direction of reason
BARUCH SPINOZA True virtue is life under the direction of reason.
BARUCH SPINOZA I do not call the sod under my feet my country; but language -- religion -- government -- blood -- i...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE I do not call the sod under my feet my country; but language / religion / government / blood / ident...
SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE These are illusions of popular history which successful religion must promote: Evil men never prospe...
FRANK HERBERT Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
COUNTESS OF (MARGUERITE GARDINER) BLESSINGTON Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart.
MARGUERITE GARDINER Weeding out the right people comes into understanding our culture and that goes into the work ethic ...
DAVID JACOBSON We must remember that we have to make judges out of men, and that by being made judges their prejudi...
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MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE Only a man of integrity can possess the virtue of honesty, since only the faking of one’s consciou...
AYN RAND Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everythin...
JOSEPH ADDISON Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything...
JOSEPH ADDISON It's hard to get in, and it's hard to stay in. There's a big weeding out.
PHIL GARDNER The world holds two classes of men: intelligent men without religion, and religious men without inte...
ABU'L-ALA-AL-MA'ARRI it was more like two scared kids huddling in the dark when they knew the monster under the bed wasn'...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON A far greater factor than abolishing poverty is the deterrent effect of swift and certain consequenc...
WARREN E. BURGER A far greater factor [than abolishing poverty] is the deterrent effect of swift and certain conseque...
WARREN E. BURGER Think how great a proportion of mankind, consists of weak and ignorant men and women, and of inexper...
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to pres...
WHITNEY OTTO Hypocrisy and distortion are passing currents under the name of religion
MAHATMA GANDHI The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit.
AVICENNA Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration - courage, clear thinking, hone...
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN White-Headed Chief was wealthy, even though he owned nothing. In what way did virtue pay ? The men w...
ABRAHAM MASLOW Most men admire virtue who follow not her lore
JOHN MILTON The notion that public service requires men and women of good character now seems quaint.
ELLIOTT ABRAMS We're doing some significant weeding because of the age of the collection. Over time, there has been...
BOB HATCHER Being brutally honest is no virtue. It is still brutality. Being tactfully honest is one of the more...
TROY J. GAINEY Punctuality is the stern virtue of men of business, and the graceful courtesy of princes
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DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) I'm happy to have some help. I'm thankful and grateful that Jonathan Daniels sees the significance o...
FRANK HARDY In today's world, honesty has unfortunately morphed into an extremely expensive hobby...and is no mo...
MAMUR MUSTAPHA Respect for self is the beginning of cultivating virtue in men and women.
GORDON B. HINCKLEY In the face of patriarchy, it is a brave act indeed for both men and women to embrace, rather than s...
ALANIS MORISSETTE This is the kind of performance we expect out of Jonathan on a regular basis.
GENE PINGATORE Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
NINON DE LENCLOS In 18 days, Jonathan U should have walked out of that hospital.
CARL CORNWELL Will Shatner, Jonathan Frakes of Star Trek have already put novels out.
BRUCE BOXLEITNER They say, love God, for it is the greatest virtue. I say, love humans, for there is no greater virtu...
ABHIJIT NASKAR Some traits are so advantageous under so many circumstances, or arise so relatively easily by virtue...
GEERAT VERMEIJ Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without...
G. C. (GEORG CHRISTOPH) LICHTENBERG Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without...
GEORG C. LICHTENBERG Prejudices are so to speak the mechanical instincts of men: through their prejudices they do without...
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG Dreaming men are haunted men
STEPHEN VINCENT BENET I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
EVAN DANDO Shamelessness is not the same as honesty.
JAMES PONIEWOZIK The notion of getting under the hood and explaining how something works, that's fairly familiar ...
SCOTT MCCLOUD Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices.
KNUTE ROCKNE Not a religion for gentlemen.
CHARLES II They were looking at planting flowers, doing minimal landscaping, some painting, weeding, grass cutt...
WALTER KELLY People differ in their discourse and profession about these
matters, but men of sense are really bu...
BISHOP GILBERT BURNET Weeding is plant racism.
SAIOM SHRIVER There is a natural aristocracy among men. The grounds of this are virtue and talents.
THOMAS JEFFERSON All that day she felt as if she were acting in a theatre with better actors than herself, and that h...
LEO TOLSTOY You don't have to preach honesty to men with creative purpose. Let a human being throw the energies ...
WALTER LIPPMANN You can only shove shit under your bed for so long before it starts moving around and wanting to get...
LILI ST. CROW Success gives the character of honesty to some classes of
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RAY BRADBURY PERFECT VIRTUE PRODUCES NOTHING, because it needs nothing. Production comes out of desire, productio...
OSHO Virtue must be valuable, if men and women of all degrees pretend to have it.
E. W. HOWE The awareness process is starting to bubble, ... My hope is that women will take that awareness and ...
CHRISTOPHER HAYES Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.
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ANDRé GIDE Well… er -”
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CHRISTINA ENGELA Virtue does not come from wealth, but. . . wealth, and every other good thing which men have. . . co...
SOCRATES This is not a men vs women issue. It’s about people vs prejudice.
LAURA BATES I thank God for the honesty and virility of Jesus religion which makes us face the facts and calls u...
HENRY VAN DYKE For 'tis some virtue, virtue to commend.
WILLIAM CONGREVE I know, brother, that you are a straightforward man, and that you pride yourself on it. But put one ...
MILAN KUNDERA From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only what their...
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JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear,
But turn the deaf ear,
As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
[Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
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JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde...
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