Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.