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Related I don't like people lying to me. I don't like people who don't return my calls. I don... DAN AYKROYD Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON I don't really care what other people see me as. I seriously don't. I've always worried ... KAJOL I don't like it when people don't hold the door. I don't know, that really bugs me... I ... TAYLOR SCHILLING You collect people to take with you. Some people change, other people don't... it's wonderfu... IMOGEN POOTS I've done nothing wrong. Some people just don't like me. Maybe I'm somebody that's e... DANIEL CORMIER Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to ... RICKIE FOWLER I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's fu... DEMETRI MARTIN I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that... DYLAN MORAN I don't have friends, and it's hard for me to make new friends. Right now, the people that a... QUESTLOVE I don't be remembering women that I've met before. I don't remember people as a whole. I... WALE I want to live in my truth. Tell me you don't like me, and I know it. But when you don't tel... LEE DANIELS I really don't care what people think of me. I've got my family. I've got my friends. Ye... CHRIS KYLE Tell me that you don't like cartoons, and I think there's something wrong with you. I don... JOHN DIMAGGIO It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't li... JULIA ROBERTS I don't have people following me around, like bodyguards. I don't know how people live like ... ANTHONY HOPKINS I don't know where people think I'm from, but I'm from Chicago. It's really just tha... CHANCE THE RAPPER When I'm watching somebody act, it's a behavior editorial function - I look at someone act, ... DAVID FINCHER I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don... MACKENZIE ROSMAN I don't make enemies, it's just I'm not afraid to speak my mind, which can sometimes mea... ALAN SUGAR You know, I don't watch television! Sorry! I actually don't even have a television. I don... BROOKE SMITH I don't think it's that I don't like Sondheim. It's that I find it really... I don... IMELDA STAUNTON People ask me about my limp. I say, 'You know, I don't know how bad it is, because I don'... TERI GARR I have my work and my faith... If that's boring to some people, I can't tell you how much I ... MADONNA CICCONE I have never been offended. I don't know what it means. It's not that I disagree with it. I ... MILO YIANNOPOULOS I don't know how people do it these days - paparazzi and that kind of thing. That's somethin... EDDIE VEDDER A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it... RANDY HARRISON I can't complain that I've had a public all through my writing life, but people don't qu... ALAN BENNETT I'm friends with Dierks Bentley. Aside from that, I don't really know anybody else in the co... PATRICK CARNEY I've had tons of bullies who would call me retarded, even on my Facebook page. It's sad and ... LAUREN POTTER It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people. BRYANT GUMBEL I don't have Facebook; I don't have Twitter. I don't have anything because, believe it o... WISSAM AL MANA I don't like it when people who are young act like they're 40. That's taking too much on... TAYLOR SWIFT Our weights fluctuate: Some people gain or lose, even friends who are average size. If I would say &... CHRISSY METZ Facebook is made up of people you've met, but not necessarily who are similar to you. I have 850... GARRETT CAMP I don't believe in categorising a gender, as it makes for discord. People always say, 'That&... NATASCHA MCELHONE I don't even think my children are aware of what I've done. When somebody will ask me for my... JACLYN SMITH If it's old school friends that my parents know, then I can stay out till late. But if they don&... TENA DESAE I'm not even on Facebook. I've got enough friends I never see. You know how you have a lot o... MADS MIKKELSEN It's weird, It's really weird to be called a breakout star. And some people are referring to... LIZZY CAPLAN I don't know why, it's the same reason why you like some music and you don't like others... JERRY GARCIA There have been times where I've said, 'Jesus, I don't believe in you anymore, get out o... MIKE YACONELLI I don't even know why, but I've just always done it - I don't walk on handicapped parkin... CHANTAL SUTHERLAND It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singe... NAIMA ADEDAPO I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm... BO BURNHAM My favorite role is mommy. I know that sounds cheesy to people who don't have kids, or there are... VANESSA LACHEY I don't have a definition for depression. I'm productive, and that's not a sign of depre... TAO LIN I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I... CATHERINE TATE You know that's history, that's why some people say that my stuff is retro, but I don't ... MARC NEWSON I think it's very insulting to say, 'White people don't understand.' What are you ta... KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE I think my thing is that... I don't know. And that's why I don't wanna sing about 'T... ZARA LARSSON The problem isn't that people don't understand how good things are. It's that they know,... PAUL KRUGMAN I've ended up on some website list or some other list for super right-wing people. They've b... JACK ANTONOFF I'm building this reputation as YA heartbreaker, I know. Some people like 'happily ever afte... ADAM SILVERA What I don't like so much is people who - how do you say this? - who make judgments over the gen... JOHN DE MOL, JR. I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he know... DON RICKLES I can't stop biting my nails. It's a bad habit of mine. I like anything to do with math and ... KHLEO People ask me what it's like to be tall, and I don't know what to say because I don't kn... ELIZABETH DEBICKI A lot of people say to me, 'Stay grounded; be humble.' David Schwimmer was just like, 'Y... MILLIE BOBBY BROWN I don't know how to explain how, probably to my detriment, unselfpromoting I am. I used to have ... ZOOEY DESCHANEL I really don't mind what people assume about me. I really think that my brain is my private thin... ALICE EVE I don't necessarily want to know what people are saying when I'm not around, especially if i... LAURA VANDERVOORT I don't like talking unnecessarily, and my communication skills are zilch. I just can't conv... PRITAM CHAKRABORTY People say my music is English. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's not me writing English m... HARRISON BIRTWISTLE I don't care what I look like; it's how people think of me. And I do care how people think o... MILLIE BOBBY BROWN People look at me like I should have been like Malcolm X or Martin Luther King or Rosa Parks. I shou... RODNEY KING I figured there's nobody who's going to beat me or shoot me or crucify me. I can't help ... RALPH HALL I really don't care if people know who I am or what's said about me. HALEY JOEL OSMENT A lot of people don't know what it's like to actually be hungry. I do. I've also slept o... CASS MCCOMBS The people who truly know me know what I'm like. There have been people who try to say things th... KOBE BRYANT I don't dabble and spend much mind or time dealing with, I don't know, people's percepti... MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY I've never hosted a party in my life, not even my own birthday party. I'd feel really uncomf... ALESSIA CARA It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i... D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON I have my own faith which I've developed. It's non-denominational. I don't even know if ... SAMUEL BARNETT The transgender bathroom thing - it's just so obvious that people are scared of what they don... NIKKI GLASER My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. GARRY SHANDLING People ask me if I live each day like it's my last, and I don't. I live each day like it'... KRIS CARR If people don't like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that's too bad. I don't wa... VANESSA HUDGENS It's like people call me a rock star or this or that. And I go, 'Don't call me that. I d... MEAT LOAF Sometimes I make things that people have very strong responses to. Whether that's art, I don'... BEN KATCHOR Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It could be that people just want to be connected to something that's bigger than they are that ... DWIGHT SCHULTZ When I'm running fast, I don't feel anything, it's effortless, it's like my feet don... EVELYN ASHFORD It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usu... CHELSEA PERETTI It's absolutely wrong that I don't want guys to challenge me. And the people who say that ar... MICHAEL JORDAN It's not that people don't like classical music. It's that they don't have the chanc... GUSTAVO DUDAMEL I could never change the overall feel of my music. That's why people like me - I don't follo... ACTION BRONSON Managers who don't lead are quite discouraging, but leaders who don't manage don't know ... HENRY MINTZBERG I think that connection with humans is so important. Sometimes I'll do this monologue and talk t... CHET FAKER I've found a woman I can relate to. That's something - and I don't even feel sappy sayin... MARILYN MANSON That's one thing people don't know about me - I eat in my sleep. I can't keep things in ... DENISE VASI I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that... CAPTAIN BEEFHEART I don't want to play everyone's best friend. I don't want to play the role of a girl str... ZOE KRAVITZ So I don't really have much rivalry, or if there is any, I don't really know anything about ... EMILY BLUNT I don't sense that I am someone's hero, though I'm happy when people like my work. I'... ALAN ARKIN Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. T... STEVE IRWIN Some men are deeply likable but have attitudes I don't like. Does that mean I should completely ... JO BRAND I just want to make music, I don't want people to talk about me. All I've ever wanted to do ... ADELE I really don't make a concerted effort to try to find a type of role. Maybe I've just done e... GREG KINNEAR
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BILL BRYSON Nothing gives the English more pleasure, in a quiet but determined sort of way, than to do things od... BILL BRYSON Most scientists are without exception adorably quirky, and one of the ways of making it more accessi... BILL BRYSON When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his express... BILL BRYSON I don't plan to write another science book, but I don't plan not to. I do enjoy writing histories, a... BILL BRYSON the party animal of the atomic world? BILL BRYSON A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but to deposit the money in his ch... BILL BRYSON And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious eno... BILL BRYSON In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a... BILL BRYSON My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like a medical condition and Critz is ... BILL BRYSON Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing... BILL BRYSON It will help more evenly distribute the east-west traffic in that area. CRAIG BRYSON English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and termin... BILL BRYSON The lower cost of Chinese goods means we can spend more on other goods and services. JAY BRYSON Coming back to your native land after an absence of many years is a surprisingly unsettling business... BILL BRYSON One of the brilliant things about Britain is the way you've managed to save old things but to ke... BILL BRYSON She was torn between her customer service training and her youthful certitude. BILL BRYSON The good thing about our schedule, you don't want to say the 'classics' don't matter, but we can sti... BRYSON ROSSER It is easy to overlook this thought that life just is. As humans we are inclined to feel that life m... BILL BRYSON As we parted at the Natural History Museum in London, I asked Richard Fortey how science ensures tha... BILL BRYSON This has been a long time coming for us. We first conceived of the project about 10 years ago, and t... CRAIG BRYSON Music is an important factor to a healthy way of living. MAURICE BRYSON Surround yourself with people who value your friendship, rather than those who posed the opposite. MAURICE BRYSON Don't be pigheaded over your successes, but rather educate and inspire others to follow in your foot... MAURICE BRYSON Love is magical, adorable, and challenging. To get the best out of it, you have to live it, feel it,... MAURICE BRYSON In general, a rising rate environment slows down growth, so most companies are not going to go as go... JAY BRYSON Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun. KATHY BRYSON It was never just about the money. KATHY BRYSON She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. KATHY BRYSON Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? KATHY BRYSON No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. KATHY BRYSON You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. KATHY BRYSON A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. KATHY BRYSON Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them! KATHY BRYSON Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. KATHY BRYSON Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. KATHY BRYSON He's going to greet some freshman the same way. MATT BRYSON When you grow up in middle America you are inculcated from the earliest age with the belief - no, th... BILL BRYSON Unfortunately, the underlying details [of this report] suggest that it would be premature to break o... JAY BRYSON We are so used to the notion of our own inevitability as life's dominant species that it is hard to ... BILL BRYSON To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems a... BILL BRYSON My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry. BILL BRYSON