Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

As you know statistics show that a certain number of people get married each year and the rest don't. Well, I got into the wrong bunch of statistics. I should be pitied instead of questioned.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.