Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits.

People are people. All that celebrity tagging doesn't bother me at all.

I hate going out in Brighton now. It's different in London. People respect you more there.

The people who ask me for my autograph are the people who've put me here today, and you can't afford to forget that.

You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who want to write to me pleasantly, then they'll get a pleasant reply back!

Just because you have kids doesn't mean to say you need time off. I have a lot of time off anyway. If I'm promoting my book, like, for the next two weeks, I'm flat out. But then I'm off again. And when you've got the next product, it's the same; you just condense it into a couple of weeks.