Some people may think that it is a dangerous attitude to take toward the Bible, to pick and choose what you want to accept and throw everything else out. My view is that everyone already picks and chooses what they want to accept in the Bible...I have a young friend who whose evangelical parents were upset because she wanted to get a tattoo, since the Bible, after all, condemns tattoos. In the same book, Leviticus, the Bible also condemns wearing clothing made of two different kinds of fabric and eating pork...Why insist on the biblical teaching about tattoos but not about dress shirts, pork chops, and stoning?
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BILL MAHER I know the Bible is inspired because it finds me at greater depths of my being than any other book SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE When science and the Bible differ, science has obviously misinterpreted its data HENRY MORRIS We tell every kid this isn't the Bible ? it's not the only way. But the way we taught things (at Mou... JUSTIN SCHULTE But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bib... JIM BAKKER In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Wel... HILARY CLINTON The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of m... BRENDAN BEHAN I don’t like religion much, and I am glad that in the Bible the word is not to be found. MARTIN BUBER The Bible is the Chief moral cause of all that is good, and the best corrector of all that is evil, ... NOAH WEBSTER There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. DWIGHT L. MOODY The Bible is a book that has been read more and examined less than any book that ever existed THOMAS PAINE My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says, "It is better to spill your ... A. WHITNEY BROWN Everyone loves the David and Goliath story, but if Goliath had slain David, it'd never have made the... DAY ONE The things that you're liable to read in the Bible: it ain't necessarily so. GEORGE GERSHWIN The approach taken to the Bible in almost all Protestant (and now Catholic) mainline seminaries is w... BART D. EHRMAN Selective Biblical quotation is a favorite of leftists who interpret the Bible the same way they do ... BEN SHAPIRO The real oppressor, enslaver, and corrupter of the people is the Bible ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible. SHIMON PERES We're not teaching the Bible to the point that is getting it into people's hearts. A lot of churches... JAMES ROBERTS This kind of event is a way of not being invasive about teaching about the Bible. A lot of times, hu... KATIE QUINN The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS Unlike Liberals who like to speak for God by interpreting his words, I just quote the bible. I want ... JAIME CONTRERAS the whole Bible is itself a missional phenomenon. The writings that now comprise our Bible are thems... CHRISTOPHER J.H. WRIGHT How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL It stayed with me - the Bible has stayed with me. I've grown out of it because, obviously, you l... BENJAMIN CLEMENTINE Most of the people who are trained in Bible scholarship have been educated in theological institutio... BART D. EHRMAN When I see throughout this book, called the Bible, a history of the grossest vices and a collection ... THOMAS PAINE The Bible does not provide a map for life - only a compass HADDON ROBINSON People think that the people in Hollywood have some master plan. They just make the movies that peop... ALAN ARKIN Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... How do you know if something is real? That’s easy. Does it change you? Does it form you? Does it g... C. JOYBELL C. The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom of the sea, and to show yo... HENRY WARD BEECHER When I think of all the harm [the Bible] has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it. OSCAR WILDE I know the Bible is inspired because it inspires me DWIGHT L. MOODY The Bible of Photojournalism HAROLD EVANS The Bible was written in several languages, embraces many literary forms, and reflects cultures very... TROY PERRY There are matters in the Bible, said to be done by the express commandment of God, that are shocking... THOMAS PAINE I get lots of emails from Italians who love our product. We get requests from churches in the Bible ... ALAN ADLER How can a rabbi not live with doubt? The Bible itself is a book of doubt. ARTHUR HERTZBERG We would sit and talk about the Bible. We would sit and talk about opera. We would sit and talk abou... JACK ABRAMOFF Our principal mission is to teach the Bible, BARRY MCCARTY The words of the Bible, and the Bible alone, should be heard from the pulpit. ELLEN G. WHITE The Bible is not primarily a written or printed text to be scrutinized in private, in a scholar's st... THOMAS MERTON Thank God that the Bible cannot possibly be the word of God DONALD MORGAN The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation ELIZABETH CADY STANTON We do our best to do away with ceremonial Christianity and do just what the Bible says. We're Bible ... JOHN BATES The bible of urban planning. JANE JACOBS The only objection against the Bible is a bad life JOHN WILMOT (2ND EARL OF ROCHESTER) The Bible said to take care of thy neighbor, so if I see my neighbor's house being broken into I wil... BOB MASLING The dogma of the infallibility of the Bible is no more self-evident than is that of the infallibilit... THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY The Bible account of the creation of Eve is a preposterous fable THOMAS HENRY HUXLEY My ground is the Bible. Yea, I am a Bible-bigot. I follow it in all things, both great and small. JOHN WESLEY The script is the bible. If you imagine setting off on an adventure in a canoe, the script is the st... PAUL WILLIAMS So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin to read it the more confi... JOHN QUINCY ADAMS The Bible is not primarily a written or printed text to be scrutinized in private, in a scholar's st... THOMAS MERTON I believe in the Bible. I believe that all good things come from God. I don't believe I'd sing the w... ELVIS PRESLEY The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL It is safe to say that every truth in the histories of those times (The Bible) is the result of acci... ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL There were valid reasons for the Bible being unfamiliar to the masses originally. The medieval churc... JAMES MCCLELLAND The one book necessary to be understood by a divine, is the Bible; any others are to be read, chiefl... FRANCIS LOCKIER We've been careful to stay true to the Bible. We didn't want to alter its message in any way and we ... GEORGE RODRIGUEZ We've been careful to stay true to the Bible. We didn't want to alter its message in any way and we ... GEORGE RODRIGUEZ The Bible says the borrower is slave to the lender. JAY CARTER In vain, without the Bible, we increase penal laws and draw entrenchments around our institutions. JAMES MCHENRY We must have read through the Bible two or three times. MARK WILLIS I guess you can have an animated scene where you have a kid read from the Bible. LEE MENDELSON It was a subtle refinement of God to learn Greek when he wished to write a book – and that he did ... FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK I am a follower of Jesus Christ. The Bible is my primary way of knowing Him and what it means to fol... ADAM HAMILTON You have the fruit of the spirit in you, because when Christ comes in you everything he is and has c... JOYCE MEYER Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH After my primary school education, I started gathering little children by visiting parents to ask if... T. B. JOSHUA Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER Use your heart. Understand. Learn to see things in the now, not as they were or will be, or as ... E.J. PATTEN Lord, help us to choose humility over pride. Help us to choose love over our reputation. ANDRENA SAWYER There is a great superficiality in today's evangelical world. Many Bible-believing Christians share ... GENE EDWARD VEITH JR. There are people who eat earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And ... LILLIAN HELLMAN I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it d... GEORGE CARLIN Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW People will continue to commit atrocities as long as they believe in absurdities. VOLTAIRE Feast of Mary Sumner, Founder of the Mothers' Union, 1921 When evangelicals call the Bible "ine... JAMES I. PACKER Feast of James the Apostle Our Christian experience must agree with the Bible. We will be taught ... CLAXTON MONRO So many people grew up in the church, and you can have an awesome upbringing, but I made a personal ... AJ MICHALKA If you ask three people what it means to be Christian, you will get three different answers. Some fe... DAN BROWN [The Bible] has to be interpreted. And if it isn’t interpreted, then it can’t be put into action... ROB BELL People interpret things through their owns lens, just the way they do the Bible. You can find justif... BILL PAXTON Feast of the Naming & Circumcision of Jesus For some years now I have read through the Bible tw... MARTIN LUTHER Logically, taking Scripture seriously means being passionately concerned about interpreting it corre... HUGH ROSS But God will have a people upon the earth to maintain the Bible, and the Bible only, as the standard... ELLEN G. WHITE I think that many people will intentionally overlook all of the lifeless facts about their relations... C. JOYBELL C. The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
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One of the most amazing and perplexing features of mainstream Christianity is that seminarians who l... BART D. EHRMAN There are few things more dangerous than inbred religious certainty. BART D. EHRMAN It took at least three hundred years of debate before the question of the canon even began to reach ... BART D. EHRMAN The authors of Job and Ecclesiastes explicitly state that there is no afterlife. BART D. EHRMAN The approach taken to the Bible in almost all Protestant (and now Catholic) mainline seminaries is w... BART D. EHRMAN Most of the people who are trained in Bible scholarship have been educated in theological institutio... BART D. EHRMAN Arguably it is also the most thoroughly misunderstood, especially by the lay reading public. BART D. EHRMAN Orthodoxy is my doxy and heterodoxy is your doxy. BART D. EHRMAN I have often wondered what would have happened if Paul and Matthew had been locked up in a room toge... BART D. EHRMAN In some parts of the church, the Apocalypse of John (the book of Revelation) was flat out rejected a... BART D. EHRMAN What I want to show is that because of the very nature of the historical disciplines, historians can... BART D. EHRMAN The Greek word apocalypsis means a “revealing” or an “unveiling.” Scholars have called this ... BART D. EHRMAN In the American South, where I live, Christianity is very much about the Bible. Most Christians come... BART D. EHRMAN Whether you are a believer—fundamentalist, evangelical, moderate, liberal—or a nonbeliever, the ... BART D. EHRMAN One of my favorite apparent discrepancies—I read John for years without realizing how strange this... BART D. EHRMAN Within three hundred years Jesus went from being a Jewish apocalyptic prophet to being God himself, ... BART D. EHRMAN As we will see, there are lots of other discrepancies in the New Testament, some of them far more di... BART D. EHRMAN 7. This is a consensus view among scholars today. For one thing, Matthew used Mark as a source for m... BART D. EHRMAN 4. To cite one well-known example of this ignorance of Jewish customs: Mark 7:3 indicates that the P... BART D. EHRMAN And so we have one of the great ironies of the early Christian tradition. The profoundly Jewish reli... BART D. EHRMAN Why would God have inspired the words of the Bible if he chose not to preserve these words for poste... BART D. EHRMAN Similarly, some biblical views of women are superior to others. And so the apostle Paul’s attitude... BART D. EHRMAN Within three hundred years Jesus went from being a Jewish apocalyptic prophet to being God himself, ... BART D. EHRMAN There were lots of early Christian groups. They all claimed to be right. They all had books to back ... BART D. EHRMAN Only in the latest of our Gospels, John, a Gospel that shows considerably more theological sophistic... BART D. EHRMAN The Bible is filled with discrepancies, many of them irreconcilable contradictions. 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