Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you'll be watching TV, and it'll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you'll actually find yourself thinking, 'I don't want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to 'The Flintstones?'

Some people believe that fairness comes with obeying the rules. I'm one of those people.

I don't want to privatise part of the parliament, like some people in Russia.

I'm not evil, but some people are freaked out by a living doll.