Somebody ought to go by and check on Larry.

We just can't get the Pentagon down here to listen.

If the President's looking for another salesman to help him with this tax package, I got a candidate, that old Iraqi information minister. He knows how to sell a fraud.

The best meeting I ever went to was a meeting in France where the talk slots were 60 minutes long, but you were told to prepare a five-minute talk. It was absolutely great because the entire talk was a conversation between the speaker and the audience.

The winner of the Prince and Princess of the Patch will each receive a $50 savings bond, courtesy of Bancroft State Bank.

No matter what resentments we may have from the past, we have to be able to wash each other's feet. That frees the person doing the washing.