Somebody will insult me about my Jeff Gordon T-shirt and then you sit down and have a beer with them.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

I fully expect that I will be indicted by a grand jury who will indict a bottle of beer if the Republican U.S. attorney told them to do it.

I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap

[But have no fear, there will be beer - the 4-H Club will sell Amber Bock by Budweiser.] It's a dark color, and it resembles German beer more than any other that I have tasted in this country, ... It seems to be very popular.

We anticipate it will be a setting which might bring faculty, staff and students together for conversation, while enjoying beer or wine, something to eat and good music.