Someday is not a day of the week.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. However, I don't mind hard work where there is no definite object of any kind. -Algernon

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.

-Ella Varner