Someone asked someone who was about my age: "How are you?" The answer was, "Fine. If you don't ask for details."

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

It's a business you go into because your an egocentric. It's a very embarrassing profession.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Acting is the most minor of gifts. After all, Shirley Temple could do it when she was four.

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid.