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Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be. Every time you don't throw y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
MAHATMA GANDHI this is the upside of already being eternally damned
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich bin voller Zuversicht und Entschlossenheit und verfüge über einen freien Willen – zumindest ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Meine kleinkarierte Angst vor persönlicher Zurückweisung erlaubt so vielem wahren Bösen zu existi...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Was uns in der Hölle quält, ist unser Festhalten an einer einmal gewählten Identität.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Wenn du es zulässt, tendiert deine Vergangenheit dazu, dir die Zukunft zu diktieren.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich stehe vor dem uralten Dilemma, entweder die eigenen Eltern oder die eigene Gottheit verraten zu ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Hoffnung ist was sehr Widerspenstiges. Eine Sucht, die man bekämpfen muss.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Mädchen kriegen Titten und vergessen, wie klug und mutig sie einmal waren. Auch Jungen haben ihre e...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Nein, fair ist das nicht, aber dass die Erde sich wie die Hölle anfühlt, liegt an unserer Erwartun...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Ich mag zwar Ich sein, aber das könnte mir nun wirklich nicht passieren, DU zu sein.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Das Sterben erscheint uns als die größte Schwäche überhaupt, schlimmer als Alkoholismus oder Her...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Bestenfalls ein Bewacher. Schlimmstenfalls ein Voyeur.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Wie kommuniziert man am besten das Gefühl, tot zu sein …
Ja, ich kenne das Wort kommuniziere...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."
— Chuck Palahniuk, ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club&...
JEN LANCASTER You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Maybe it's better just living the way you figure life is when you're a kid. Before you get too smart...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Big Brother fills us all with the same crap. My guess is he was clever the same way everybody thinks...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Cited from Chuck Palahniuk, 2003 - do not suffer do not rejoice, be not complimented or offended by ...
EJUMP - 2017 I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.
KATE BECKINSALE I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler p...
VERA FARMIGA I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.
CARMEN ELECTRA Somehow it seems wrong to photograph a blind person. It’s like stealing something valuable they do...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If someone is genuine, compassionate and kind, that is a turn-on. A sense of humor is a huge turn on...
JENNIFER NETTLES someone who appeared bent on destruction.
TIMOTHY MCVEIGH Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having someone ask where it is
IVERN BALL I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing some...
PAULA POUNDSTONE Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no...
J.D. SALINGER There," Zoë suggested."By the Embarcadero Building."
"Good thinking," Chuck said. "Me and Han...
RICK RIORDAN I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
EDWARD ALBEE Do feminists have a sense of humor? Yes.
GLORIA ALLRED I have no sense of humor about losing
RAFAEL NADAL We definitely have our own sense of humor.
GABRIEL ELIZONDO Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
OSCAR WILDE Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
OSCAR WILDE I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sen...
PAM DAWBER Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny ...
WAVY GRAVY Perhaps the ocean doesn't have a sense of humor?
YULIYA GALLIMORE It is very necessary to have markers of beauty left in a world seemingly bent on making the most evi...
VITA SACKVILLE-WEST It is very necessary to have markers of beauty left in a world seemingly bent on making the most evi...
THORNTON WILDER You have to have a sense of humor to do this,
FRANK BROWN The ultimate test of whether you posses a sense of humor is your reaction when someone tells you you...
FRANK TYGER Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you s...
DONALD RUMSFELD One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
BEN STILLER One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
LARRY GELBART Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i...
CLIVE JAMES Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i...
WILLIAM JAMES Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor i...
LYN KAROL It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.
MUHAMMAD ALI A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated ...
BILLY GRAHAM Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him ...
FRANCIS BACON, SR. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things d...
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
MAX EASTMAN I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
FRANK A. CLARK A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign th...
HUGH SIDEY Without faith, love and a good sense of humor, you don't get through much in this life,
ANN JILLIAN I don't have a very quick sense of humor.
FLORENZ ZIEGFELD How could you not? I do have a sense of humor.
HEIDI PRESCOTT How miserably hypocritical, you might say, but no sooner am I offered a chance to flee Hell than I y...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
CLIVE JAMES Our volunteers are flexible, open-minded and have a sense of humor.
CAROL LUCAS You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
LANCE BASS You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.
KESHA Kipling: Where's your sense of humor?
Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it...
GRANT MORRISON When humor goes, there goes civilization.
ERMA BOMBECK Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I su...
RON DENTINGER Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate th...
ANN LANDERS Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their “angry pants.
CATHY BURNHAM MARTIN We are all different and we all have a different sense of humor.
JOHN PATRICK HICKEY I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.
DUNCAN JONES If a woodchuck really could chuck wood..since you had to ask..it would chuck as much wood as a woodc...
RYAN CZARNECKI The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work ...
KAREN HUGHES Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor.
CHAD SMITH I cannot put into words how happy I was to have had the opportunity to be around him as much as I wa...
OSSIE DAVIS He said, 'I still got a lot of fight in me, and this isn't the end of the line,' ... And that's very...
TOM SELLECK My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will...
ELIZABETH GILLIES I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
LANCE BASS I won't bring anybody into the field who doesn't have a sense of humor.
DR. JANINE CAIRA Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man
OSCAR WILDE great wit, a great sense of humor.
MICHAEL PALIN He had an incredible sense of humor.
DIANE GOLDEN Fate has a twisted sense of humor.
AMELIA ATWATER-RHODES I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.
MAIRA KALMAN God has a most wicked sense of humor.
MAUREEN O'HARA I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
MAYA ANGELOU It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
G.K. CHESTERTON If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that pe...
ANDREW SOLOMON You have to have a sense of humor about all of it - the Emmys and politics and everything.
BILLY EICHNER that I am equipped with what other people have called a fiendish sense of humor.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK Any film which views the darker side of life, which is death with a sense of humor, is very much to ...
CARTER BURWELL Surviving dangerous times require a sense of humor.
ROBERT FERRIGNO
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distrac...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sof...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real discoveries come from chaos.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The future is just wasted on some people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You can find fresh pain every time you discover what you pretty much already know.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you dont know what you want, you end up with a lot you dont
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Theres always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Us. God's forgotten Science Fair project, left to grow mold. God's goldfish, ignored until we're for...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK As if you cut open a rag doll with a sill name, and found inside:Real intestines, real lungs, a beat...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You are not special. Your are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I tell everybody, i'm tired of being jerked around, okay? so lets just not pretend. i don't have fuc...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. without access to true chaos, we'...
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