[Someone is groaning in the restroom stall]Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby?

I just had a baby. I was only six months pregnant and I went to the restroom and the baby is in the toilet.

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We're missing something.

You don't have a problem with what I did?

That's absurd. I love it.

So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.