Someone once asked, 'What's your best pickup line?' I said, 'My best pickup line is, 'Hi, my name is Hugh Hefner.'

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

Someone once asked me, 'How long does it take to do your hair.' I said, 'I don't know, I'm never there.'

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.

Historically the Puritans left England to escape religious persecution, and they promptly turned around and started persecuting the people they didn't agree with - the scarlet letter A, and the stocks and the dunking board came from that. That puritanism is still there.