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Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.


Demetri Martin

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GAD ELMALEH My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.
ADAM BRODY He's always making jokes in meeting rooms and jokes on the field. Sometimes, he even talks to me whe...
ALAN BRANCH I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
ERIC ANDRE I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find som...
JENNIFER SAUNDERS Sometimes I play for the media, sometimes for the fans, sometimes for my sponsors, and sometimes it&...
JASON DAY My favorite moments are the moments everyone cries over. I see people in the audience crying, and I ...
DOUGLAS CARTER BEANE Sometimes I like to draw.
BENJAMIN STOCKHAM Don't focus on the negativity. Focus on the positivity and the people that want you to do well; ...
ROMAN REIGNS Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I I wear weird things sometimes. I like to drink coffee. Neither of those things have anything to do w...
MARY-KATE OLSEN I do basically what a conductor does with a baton, except I also play along with the orchestra. So I...
JOSHUA BELL I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he di...
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ROB LOWE My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of ...
CECILY STRONG I have 40 years of unpublished material, the ones they don't pick, and the reason I don't redraw the...
SERGIO ARAGONES We like to argue about music, we like to play some jokes on each other. Just stay relaxed and have f...
ANGELA BENNETT I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and tell...
ADAM CAROLLA I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on ...
ASHLEY BENSON When I do retire, I will miss the trips with the team, the jokes with my teammates, the habits: havi...
FRANCESCO TOTTI I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there we...
CAROL BURNETT My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a ...
WALLY HIRSTEIN Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Ro...
CHRIS ROCK I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. ...
RITA RUDNER I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
TINA FEY I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet...
DANIEL TOSH Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage.
DREW BARRYMORE I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write...
JEFF KINNEY I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
BERNHARD LANGER Sometimes I like to play the soundtracks to famous musicals so we can all sing along. South Pacific ...
LOUISE BROWN I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a st...
STEVEN MOFFAT The best jokes resonate because they uncover ridiculousness in our daily lives, reveal the silliness...
RACHEL SKLAR If I had to write long-form stuff with descriptions of rooms, it would be so boring for me. I like w...
JUSTIN THEROUX I'm not gonna name names, but sometimes when reporters are talking, it gets a little boring beca...
QUVENZHANE WALLIS I think that sometimes kids use the show as a jumping off point for talking about things with their ...
LUKE PERRY I'm not much for screaming or yelling. Sometimes I use humor, sometimes I get real blunt. I'm probab...
KARL SMESKO I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes,
RAINN WILSON You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except...
RICHELLE MEAD When I was a kid, I would do Andrew Dice Clay jokes for my siblings. Like, we'd be on vacation, ...
NICK KROLL I live alone, and it's good. I stick on a video, watch telly. I am a bit lonely sometimes, but I lau...
ROBBIE WILLIAMS He can be a hyper little dog sometimes, but it works. Sometimes I put it on while I'm home, because ...
DEBBY REILLY I thought that I was the Warrior and Cersei was the Maid, but all the time she was the Stranger, ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN History doesn’t start with a tall building
and a card with your name written on it, but jokes...
NATHAN REESE MAHER I love it. (Basketball is) all I ever do. My dad jokes that it's my one true love.
AMANDA HANSEN Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's charact...
DAVID MITCHELL My mind is in another planet behind the blocks. Sometimes I'm up in the blocks, and I'm like...
CESAR CIELO I do get the sense sometimes that if I draw things too nice, maybe I won't be indie-rock enough ...
BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitchi...
HARLAND WILLIAMS I tell jokes, chat with people, and make stuff.
AISHA TYLER I tread on the m che' with my feet and I sometimes use my teeth, and of course my hands are always w...
SHIRAZ PELED My favourite things are jokes, friendliness and feeling comfortable.
BILLY CHILDISH My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, w...
EMO PHILIPS I secretly enjoy being alone - hiking alone, skiing alone, walking along the beach alone, going to m...
JOSH ZUCKERMAN I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up f...
BARRY MANILOW There is way more pressure than other roles where I got to do jokes and leave, ... It's a lot harder...
ARTIE LANGE I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell,
RAY ROMANO I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH Sometimes I like to go out; sometimes I like to chill and do nothing.
MICHAEL SOCHA Sometimes I draw blanks.
PAT SUMMITT I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
MARILYN MONROE My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' head...
EMO PHILIPS What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie.
JACKIE CHAN When I watch movies with my kid like 'Shrek,' I'm like, 'Wow, this is pretty funny.&...
MICHAEL PENA I'm pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes.
ABBY WAMBACH I like to get up at six in the morning, and I draw until sometimes ten at night.
BILL PLYMPTON I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin...
HANNIBAL BURESS If I had money, I would like to get an old building, have music performances, do lithographs, have s...
BILL DIXON Sometimes it works. Sometimes I feel like playing "Hospital". Sometimes I feel like playing "Pablo P...
JONATHAN RICHMAN I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. ...
MITT ROMNEY I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand ...
BARRY MANILOW 'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage ...
JAMES MCAVOY I'm a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy.
HELENA CHRISTENSEN What I've been able to do with my character, Madea, and the other characters, with the jokes, is...
TYLER PERRY I want to use my music to deliver a political message and sometimes to denounce, but I don't wan...
YOUSSOU N'DOUR I don't look to jokes as a balanced look at life. But they can be an indicator. Jokes work on shared...
MARC GALANTER I think some people would say that I do overwhelm the words with the music, and sometimes thank good...
DAVE MATTHEWS Small things make me happy, and I laugh out loud on the silliest of jokes!
DIVYANKA TRIPATHI I'm not the type of guy that needs to be in the spotlight and sometimes I used it as motivation. Tho...
DEON BUTLER I do listen to myself sometimes and think, 'Is my moral compass so easily swayed by the characte...
ANDY SERKIS Sometimes I wish that I could run as fast as they do and do just 90 percent of the things I see thos...
WHOOPI GOLDBERG I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
DAVE ATTELL Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what t...
ISAIAH MUSTAFA Sometimes consequences are building blocks fashioned of granite when successes are shaped of clay.
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MARTIN LUTHER If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't ...
MARTIN LUTHER If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER The will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills; if Satan mounts it...
MARTIN LUTHER I am afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they diligently labor in expl...
MARTIN LUTHER When schools flourish, all flourishes.
MARTIN LUTHER Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God.
MARTIN LUTHER Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
MARTIN LUTHER First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall. Then I climb the tree and shake each...
MARTIN LUTHER The man who has the will to undergo all labor may win to any good.
MARTIN LUTHER My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick a...
MARTIN LUTHER I more fear what is within me than what comes from without.
MARTIN LUTHER I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. I have within me the great ...
MARTIN LUTHER Blood alone moves the wheels of history.
MARTIN LUTHER Faith is permitting ourselves to be seized by the things we do not see.
MARTIN LUTHER Peace is more important than all justice; and peace was not made for the sake of justice, but justic...
MARTIN LUTHER People must have righteous principals in the first, and then they will not fail to perform virtuous ...
MARTIN LUTHER Forgiveness is God's command.
MARTIN LUTHER Music is the art of the prophets and the gift of God.
MARTIN LUTHER Western countries are thoroughly accustomed to being the centre of global attention, which they have...
MARTIN JACQUES