Sometimes I wish I was poetic and subtle. I write very bold and blunt and tell it like it is.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

I like subtitles. Sometimes I wish all movies had subtitles.

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to do.

I wish I didn't like sweets as much as I do. I wish I didn't get carried away sometimes.

If you wish to be a writer, write.