Sometimes, it's not the people; Its the environment.
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KELLY JONES Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE What is not yours always chirps for its master.
SPANISH PROVERB We don't know what the damage is, per se. We don't know if its salvageable or not. But while the bui...
DANNY WUERFFEL It is often that a cow does not take after its breed.
IRISH PROVERB It's not my fault, its everyone else's......losers!
JACKIE MCQUILLAN It's not easy, but do it anyway
It's not easy to love,
when you get resentment in re...
HENNA SOHAIL Sometimes gentle, sometimes capricious, sometimes awful, never
the same for two months together; al...
BAYARD RUSKIN Sometimes its not the strength but gentleness that cracks the hardest shells.
RICHARD PAUL EVANS An open mind is all very well in its way, but it ought not to be so open that there is no keeping an...
SAMUEL BUTLER we might not ever need to look at that option, but its one of our options.
VLADIMIR PUTIN If you are unsure whether or not a site can support a subdomain on its own, it can't,
DANNY SULLIVAN It's not the load that breaks you down - its the way you carry it
LOU HOLTZ And We did not show them a sign but it was greater than its like, and We overtook them with chastise...
QURAN We have need of history in its entirety, not to fall back into it, but to see if we can escape from ...
JOSE ORTEGA Y GASSET The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Just by writing this story, I thought that I am the real monster, I had the feeling that I am doing ...
DEYTH BANGER It sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.
ERIC HOFFER Wine resonates with its environment in ways we're just beginning to understand.
CLARK SMITH Despair, in short, seeks its own environment as surely as water finds its own level.
A. ALVAREZ Some people think holding on makes them strong, sometimes its letting go.
UNKNOWN Man should be master of his environment, not its slave. That is what freedom means.
ANTHONY EDEN The price of a stock does not always reflect its true value,but sometimes investors demand & supply ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire cr...
ERIC HOFFER We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that
intense desire cr...
ERIC HOFFER My old man always told me never do anything during the day that will keep you awake at night.
JONATHAN DUNNE My concern is not for me, ... but for Jordan, its stability, its progress, its democracy (and) its p...
KING HUSSEIN Schwartz takes the helm of a ship apparently departing a long stretch of turbulent waters and pickin...
MICHAEL DORTCH Quotations, like much better things, has its abuses
ISAAC DISRAELI discourage its use.
CISCO SYSTEMS Starwars is a phenomenon that deserves respect to come from a New Hope to the Last Jedi is such an a...
GARY F EVANS... It isn't where you came from, its where you're going that counts.
ELLA FITZGERALD FEMA has lost its way.
JOHN DINGELL Every dogma must have its day
CAROLYN WELLS Do whatever you like because life is short
SUJANā I really believe that before its over, its not going be a cruise missile or a bomber that is going t...
DONALD RUMSFELD It's not so much that there is an increase, but that more of its users are becoming adults rather th...
ANN SMITH All of its dimensions, in fact, are similar to the other mesas. It's not exotic in any way.
JIM GARVIN The pleasantness of an employment does not always evince its propriety.
JANE AUSTEN China does not intend to stray away from its commitments.
ZHU RONGJI Ko-Thi has not scored well. As its income has gone down, its UPAF appropriation has gone down.
CHRISTINE HARRIS Its not a mission of mine to end the year No.1,
LINDSAY DAVENPORT The course of the SPD and its reliability is not so clear anymore,
EDMUND STOIBER You're not really competing against the other archers directly, so its more friendly. Just because s...
TOM BARKER If your library is not 'unsafe,' it probably isn't doing its job.
JOHN BERRY Taiwan is a part of China, an inseparable part of China, and China does not brook any interference i...
LI ZHAOXING Its warmth was not heat, and its cool was not cold
FERDUSI OF PERSIA Happiness is rarely absent; it is we that know not of its presence
MAURICE MAETERLINCK Its smallness is not petty; on the contrary, it is profound.
JAN MORRIS The enjoyments of this life are not equal to its evils.
WILLIAM PITT THE ELDER Being here with Mindy is a lot easier because we're not staying in a shelter. Its depressing enough ...
CHARLETTE FORD Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY We do not quite say that the new is more valuable because it fits in; but its fitting in is a test o...
T.S. ELIOT We... are not really free if we can't control our own government and its policies. And we will never...
CHARLEY REESE I'm very glad to see it close. We've been cautioning investors not to expect as much from it because...
SONYA MORRIS Bhutan - having looked at its neighbor, Nepal, which is overpopulated, has ruined its environment an...
GEORGE ARCHIBALD Memory is not always used to remember,its sometimes used to forget
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN Strauss' water activities, which highlight both its social responsibility and commitment to the ...
OFRA STRAUSS Tunisia was not for the United States an important country in the way, let's say, Algeria was be...
ELLIOTT ABRAMS I am never interested in the individual, but in the human species and its environment.
ANDREAS GURSKY Why does the lizard stick his tongue out? The lizard sticks its tongue out because that's the wa...
WILLIAM SHATNER We show the first wild images of a giant squid in its natural environment,
ROYAL SOCIETY Intelligence is the ability of a species to live in harmony with its environment.
PAUL WATSON Its okay if you help people but its not okay of you lose dignity in the process..
OLASOT Its funny how sometimes people think they are in a position to dictate one's life.
OLASOT Most people change their ways at the point of death, sometimes it works but some times its too late.
OLASOT Sometimes its okay to be behave like a kid, its our own nature.
JIBS Jonathan is the real deal. A couple of times, he has made some runs that has brought the entire team...
MIKE BELLOTTI The world knows of a vast stock of epic material scattered up and down the nations; sometimes its ar...
LASCELLES ABERCROMBIE Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren't. I don't know if its t...
DAN QUAYLE A cube or sphere has the characteristics of its form or shape, that is why one calls it a sphere or ...
LEVIAK B. KELLY ...the hippies of the 1960s did understand something. They were right in fighting the plastic cultur...
FRANCIS A. SCHAEFFER But what of black women? . . . I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought ...
W. E. B. DU BOIS We need someone who understands the Premiership - its demands, its pressures, the way it functions w...
MARK SINDERBERRY Childish egocentrism is, in its essence, an inability to differentiate between the ego and the socia...
JEAN PIAGET The environment will influence you whether good or bad, its up to you to define yourself..
OLASOT It's a project very deep in philosophy and very deep in its response to the environment.
MIKE TUSS Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
W.B. YEATS We need food parcels that do not require cooking, it's impossible to cook in an environment where it...
BOITUMELO MAHLANGU The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would ...
HENRY DAVID THOREAU If you don't recognise the person in the mirror its time to update your residual self image. People ...
SHANE J VAN DER VELDE Its like buying a bottle of milk and getting a bottle of orange........you just would not accept it ...
CHARLES KENDALL ADAMS [Siebel is celebrating its triumph over the SEC.] This was a win not only for Siebel but for all pub...
KATHLEEN SULLIVAN If the fish had not opened its mouth, it would not have been caught
PROVERB Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made,...
JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH They were just sick. Not only was the headstone pushed off its base, but the lantern they were going...
SYLVIA MATHEWS It's a long flight for both teams. This team is not going to hang its head. We're going to come back...
STEVE FINLEY With the great societal concerns about impacts on fisheries and other wildlife, its not likely we ar...
DAVE KVAMME We simply felt that the prosecution did not prove its case.
ROBERT BLAKE The family's resolve to see this case to its conclusion has not been diminished by today's proceedin...
ATTORNEY WES NANCE I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.
TURKISH PROVERB A dog that intends to bite does not bear its teeth.
TURKISH PROVERB For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes at every moment; b...
CLAUDE MONET Torture scars not only its subject, it scars those who perpetrate it and those who are witnesses to ...
JOHN MURTHA Knavery seems to be so much a the striking feature of its inhabitants that it may not in the end be ...
GEORGE III That pyramid has been known for a number of years; but what has not been known is its precise date, ...
DAVID FRYE It's kind of a big deal. It's the coldest its been in three years here, but its not the coldest its ...
TOM WARNER If the federal government was doing its job, ranchers would not be living in fear.
CHRIS SIMCOX This is radioactive. This is the issue that dare not speak its name.
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Which ever side you think i...
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JONATHAN SWIFT A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
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JONATHAN CARROLL Belief is best when uncomplicated by reason.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Your language indicates──and limits──what you think.
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JONATHAN STROUD Because you're unique . You shine like a beacon, attracting the attention of all dark things." It ch...
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JONATHAN STROUD One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror.
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JONATHAN STROUD Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style.
JONATHAN STROUD More ghosts have been created in bedrooms than anywhere else.
JONATHAN STROUD Strange how close the darkness is, even when things seem brightest. Even in the glare of a summer no...
JONATHAN STROUD Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child.
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JONATHAN SWIFT It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdo...
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JONATHAN SCHATTKE Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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JONATHAN KOZOL The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters,
From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
JONATHAN SWIFT What makes literature interesting is that it does not survive its translation. The characters in a n...
JONATHAN MILLER Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
JONATHAN SWIFT Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style, to describe the peculiar re...
JONATHAN RABAN One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
JONATHAN KOZOL Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positio...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant curiosity.
JONATHAN MILLER For the rest,
Whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through e...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have a choice: to plow new ground or let the weeds grow.
JONATHAN WESTOVER I went to Washington to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations,
JONATHAN KOZOL What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFT One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the oddest features of western Christianized culture is its ready acceptance of the myth of t...
JONATHAN RABAN I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contrib...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: a...
JONATHAN SWIFT Come, agree, the law's costly.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's none so blind as they that won't see.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; wh...
JONATHAN SWIFT Brutes find out where their talents lie;
A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really being asserte...
JONATHAN RABAN But when a Man
JONATHAN SWIFT Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.
JONATHAN SWIFT There are two sorts of hypocrites; ones that are deceived with their outward morality and external r...
JONATHAN EDWARDS Attitudes to museums have changed. If it had Marilyn Monroe's knickers or Laurence Olivier's jockstr...
JONATHAN MILLER Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
JONATHAN EDWARDS I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a
pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears
of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
JONATHAN LARSON Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's an enduring American compulsion to be on the side of the angels. Expediency alone has never ...
JONATHAN RABAN What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I ...
JONATHAN KATZ Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our
hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown.
And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT A prince, the moment he is crown'd,
Inherits every virtue sound,
As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to
him.
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams
out of cucumbers, which were to be p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts wit...
JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention, it is true -- but it's father is creativity, and knowledge is...
JONATHAN SCHATTKE Necessity is the mother of invention.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim, that those to whom everybody allows the second
place have an undoubted title to the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT