Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.

You'll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember what you have said, and you never forget what you have said.

I can't remember the last time I was bored.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I don't even remember the last time I bought an album, honestly.

I don't remember the last time I drove. I'd rather be a passenger unless I'm somewhere beautiful.