Craig Ferguson
Related -I suck cock because I like cock. I like getting my cock sucked and I really--yes, really--like suck... TALI SPENCER One trip cock on each end was redundant. We only needed one trip cock per car. CHARLES SEATON EDMUND WHITE GEORGE ELIOT GEORGE ELIOT GEORGE ELIOT If the cock does not crow before sunset,it either will rain the next day, or the cock is dead. DUTCH PROVERB RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM ANTHONY TROLLOPE NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU I'm not good at cocking guns. DARYNDA JONES PUBLILIUS SYRUS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE JOHN BUNYAN WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Dove tried to take her mind away from his man meat, but it was like her brain was paralyzed by dick ... DEBRA ANASTASIA RICHARD ALDINGTON NALINI SINGH SIR WALTER SCOTT Dude, you grabbed my cock! AVANEESH DEVKOTA I can feel you watching me." Her breathy voice slid over him and it felt like her fingers were runni... SETTA JAY GENA SHOWALTER Every cock is proud on his own dung hill PROVERB AESOP GEORGE HERBERT FRANK SINATRA SCOTTISH PROVERB We can go steady and you can wear my letterman jacket.”KARINA HALLE SYRUS (PUBLILIUS SYRUS) I hope a shark tries to suck your cock! SCOTT LYNCH AMBROSE BIERCE If you rock suck his cock and i'll give u another sock BOBMCFRANK MCONALD DOUGLAS JERROLD He decided to cock the bow back and point it at the officers like he was going to shoot them. KEITH JONES J.R. WARD MARGARET THATCHER Dove’s heart broke. He’d been so hopeful until cock rings and butt fucking ruined his career. DEBRA ANASTASIA Your religion is like a cock. Don't whip it out in public and don't shove it down my throat! MARIE MUHAMMAD BARBARA KINGSOLVER GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I only read books if Voltaire's cock has been dipped in red ink and rolled over the cover. GREG PROOPS Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice. BIBLE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase was "Divide and conque... ALAN COX If you think I haven’t been fantasising about your mouth around my cock, then you’re crazy AMY ANDREWS AESOP GENA SHOWALTER AESCHYLUS AESOP Van Gogh would have to cut his cock off to make an impression nowadays DEAN CAVANAGH MEHMET MURAT ILDAN AESOP Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David. JOYCE HABER SOCRATES SOCRATES No, I was just thinking how much I like hearing you talk about numbers. It’s soothing.” Dove was... DEBRA ANASTASIA ISABELLA BIRD I don’t want a challenge with a woman.” Adrian was getting bothered by his friend’s persistenc... CHERIE SUMMERS ALLEN GINSBERG He looked down at his flaccid cock. "Congratulations," he said. "You've just fucked yourself to deat... MADELINE SHEEHAN ALLEN GINSBERG J.R.R. TOLKIEN VILLE VALO Not that I knew just what an incubus actually looked like, but judging by the darkness that was slid... ALLISON PANG DEYTH BANGER And now Kit’s cock—which had mostly been used for taking a leak before that moment—woke up and... AMY LANE Because baby, I'm wild pussy and wild pussy can't be bought. Wild pussy doesn't like having pretty t... MADELINE SHEEHAN It is the crow of the cock that announced the break of the dayIKECHUKWU JOSEPH THOMAS FULLER The trick to saying the word cock , is to do it like you have one in your mouth. GEOFFREY KNIGHT MICHEL HOUELLEBECQ One of the servants of the high priest, being his kinsman whose ear Peter cut off, saith, Did not I ... BIBLE HEINRICH HEINE HEINRICH HEINE HEINRICH HEINE Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God. LILLY BLACK I grew up on my dad's sets, but I was never star-struck or desperate to be famous. I grew up bei... KATHARINE ISABELLE RICHARD ALDINGTON THEODOSIA GARRISON Livia called out, "Slutenstien! I’m home."DEBRA ANASTASIA And Peter remembered the word of Jesus, which said unto him, Before the cock crow, thou shalt deny m... BIBLE Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out ... LARISSA IONE One of a parent’s most important tasks is teaching their children how to communicate effectively a... BY FAMOUS MARGARET ATWOOD Sex was lovely. Sex was sublime. Sex was flesh and cock and suck and fuck and come. This night sex w... AMY LANE BILL BRYSON You've invaded my erotic dojo. For this your assholes will adorn my thunderous cock like jewelry! MATT FRACTION Showing up underdressed is as smart as standing in the marketplace and shouting you've become an age... LYNN VIEHL I was thinking about it: so many of my stories are about my family life, not about being related to ... CARLENE CARTER JOHN MILTON MARK LEYNER What criteria can we use to say this fighting cock is worth 100,000 baht? When it loses two bouts, i... YUKOL LIMLAEMTHONG D.H. LAWRENCE I could hear an old man in the stall next to ours sucking a hustler’s cock; I thought of animals g... TOM CARDAMONE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE She ran her hand over his cock and said, "This is the only thing I ever want to come between us." TERRY SPEAR And lose my cock, balls and prostate? Are you kidding me? Honey, I’m still all man. I’m just a m... VICKTOR ALEXANDER JOHN BURROUGHS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I plan to use my hands, my mouth, and my cock to fuck that basic vanilla sex right outta you. LORELEI JAMES
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Was a glimpse of his cock worth a Mercedes? 
He was like the cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow 
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. 
He was such a dear little cock-tailed pup. 
She understood how much louder a cock can crow in his own farmyard than elsewhere . . . 
Even a cock crows over his own dunghill. 
My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.
A cock has great influence on his own dunghill. 
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn 
Cock up your beaver. 
Contemplation makes a rare turkey cock of him. How he jets under
his advanced plumes! 
Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on his own dunghill. 
I've never heard of a man's cock being described as a fang before. - Rapahel 
Every cock fights best on his own dunghill. 
Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock." Hect... 
The Cat and the Cock
A cat caught a Cock, and pondered how he might find a reasonable excuse for eat... 
Who eates his cock alone must saddle his horse alone. 
Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. 
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. 
A cock has great influence on this own dunghill. 
BASILISK, n. The cockatrice. A sort of serpent hatched form the egg of a cock. The basilisk had a ba... 
A sermon on a hat: "'The hat, my boy, the hat, whatever it may
be, is in itself nothing--makes not... 
I'm not cock-blocking for kicks and giggles. The mothership called 
It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs. 
If men only knew, modesty makes women fall in love faster than all the cock-a-doodling in the world. 
If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious 
The Cock and the Jewel
A COCK, scratching for food for himself and his hens, found a precious stone... 
What are you, a child? Your cock is not a toy, so stop playing with it for one damn night. 
Be bold and boast, just like the cock beside the hen. 
The Widow and Her Little Maidens
A widow who was fond of cleaning had two little maidens to wait on ... 
A cock should always know his limits and never have his eyes on the big heights like an eagle! 
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? 
Cock-fighting, which has attained to the dignity of a literature of its own, is the popular Malay sp... 
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls 
Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms. 
And in that very moment, away behind in some far corner of the city, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear... 
Everyone wants to pretend their cock is big and metal is the medium, but ultimately it's about the s... 
She wanted a fucking cock... she wanted sex look in her eyes... you see that... look how she looks a... 
Often the cock-loft is empty, in those whom nature hath built
many stories high. 
When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn’t presented itself to my consci... 
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if... 
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if... 
Patriotism is a lively sense of collective responsibility. Nationalism is a silly cock crowing on it... 
At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
She even had a kind of special position among men: she was an exception, she fitted none of the cate... 
It was a lot more fun to get famous than to be famous. 
While the cock with lively din
Scatters the rear of darkness thin,
And to the stack or the bar... 
Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to i... 
All the lot. Their spunk is gone dead. Motor-cars and cinemas and aeroplanes suck that last bit out ... 
All birds are incipient or would-be songsters in the spring. I find corroborative evidence of this e... 
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. 
The Universe is very, very big.
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politic... 
Radical common sense is the wisdom gleaned from the past that recognizes the perishable opportunitie... 
I can't imagine having a conversation about 'Celebrity Big Brother' in Cambridge, Massac... 
In England, it's a rare thing to see a player smoking but, all in all, I prefer that to an alcoh... 
Something that's seldom appreciated about me is that I am in sympathy with a great deal of what ... 
The brain's calculations do not require our conscious effort, only our attention and our opennes... 
The time I have already spent at Harvard has been a stimulating experience, and I look forward to de... 
We are going to see a burst of creativity that will make the Renaissance pale in comparison. 
What can that faith do for him in his need? 
America's doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care... 
Pope John Paul II not only was a powerful spiritual leader for Catholics but also a world leader of ... 