South Bend's problem has been that they have this cute little New England-looking town, nice houses on the hill overlooking the water and so on, and a zillion tourists zip through there every year, but there's nowhere for them to stop and nothing for them to do. When you sit down and analyze it, they have a lot of potential down there.
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JOSEPH WEST They wanted us to sit down, but there wasn't a place to sit down. The place was so small you could s... CASSANDRA WILSON Every Christmas there is going to be this memory. But we all believe that they are happy looking dow... HELEN ESPY Things have slowed down considerably since the new series has started airing and I am currently look... ROB MARIANO There is a lot they can do here. They can see a lesson or can stop in and sit down in a room for a w... CARRIE KNOCH We can't clear it until it's safe to do so, when the weather lets up and our guys can go up there an... LAUREN WONDER We were a little (ticked) off. We let it slip, and that is one thing you can't do when you're up aga... RYAN GETZLAF Yes, we knew that they would be a little more down than usual this year, but down for them isn't tha... DENNIS KITKO Jonn Deire picked up eight yellowed and dog-eared cards from the pile, grumbling ‘garrn’ under h... CHRISTINA ENGELA I talked yesterday about caring, I care about these moldy old riding gloves. I smile at them flying ... ROBERT M. PIRSIG You can sit down and do it in an hour. They are great for beginners, but they also are popular for g... LYNETTE ANDERSON Australia have played six finals already but there is still some final they have been looking for? N... APURVA GAGLANI I love you so much, so incredibly much," he went on, "and I forget when you're close to me, I forget... CASSANDRA CLARE We were supposed to leave on the Amtrak Crescent to New Orleans, but we have a little problem down t... GEORGE PIERCE When you only get one hit and you don't score a run, there's nothing you can do about it on defense ... BETH BEHRINGER We've found they do have a lot of personality. I have my betta bowl on top of my fish tank, and he'l... BILL SANDERS We thought, hopefully, we could out discipline them, but they were still able to fly by us a lot on ... LUKE CUMMINGS Sometimes with the initial shock, you have to have some down time as far as crying, grieving and som... ANGELA BRIDGES Sometimes with the initial shock, you have to have some down time as far as crying, grieving and som... ANGELA A. BRIDGES The first couple of days we were finding people, ... A lot of people were stranded. For whatever rea... PATRICK CLARK Some of the drills were kind of crazy. They were new to me, but when I got used to them they were al... BRADLEY STARKS Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A l... MARIO BATALI A lot of them are afraid to sit down and break their position. You should be able to make it so natu... NANCY JOHNSON a lot of these Republicans have never been in the minority and a lot of them have come up through th... ED ROLLINS Maybe his accuracy might not be there in certain throws in certain directions, ... But he's a tough ... BHAWOH JUE I have gone to Niagara-on-the-Lake. You know, Niagara Falls in Canada. It's this cute little qua... NICOLE ANDERSON Every town in New Jersey is its own little world, and every town has them. There are economic forces... MAHONRRY HIDALGO On South Cloverdale Road, there were both poles and lines down, which took crews four hours to repla... DAVE ANDREW It's a neater atmosphere because the ground slopes back there. People can sit up on the hill and loo... JOAN MCBRIDE We were a little aggravated, for lack of a better word, for what happened in game two. We kind of to... DAVID REHR It has been a great adventure to get onto the summit of this hill. I know we went there for science ... CHRIS LEGER I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE Commemoration of Crispin & Crispinian, Martyrs at Rome, c.285 Beginning a short series on prayer: ... A. W. TOZER There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But they a... PAULO COELHO A lot of veterans on this team have been through a lot and have been through a lot of down years her... CADILLAC WILLIAMS I think some offers have been made, but I really don't know about them. I will have to sit down with... LAURA SOLON People say there is a lot of expectation on the England side but I can't speak for them. We are just... DWAYNE PEEL Their confidence is so high and the tables have really been turned on Australia. It shows the charac... GAVIN HAMILTON Without someone speaking into your life and keeping you on track with the things you believe, you ha... CRAIG GROESCHEL The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL We've been in a lot of third-period games this year - either up by a goal or down by a goal - and ha... MARK RYCROFT And when there came to them a Book from Allah verifying that which they have, and aforetime they use... QURAN Some people have a phobia of midgets. They're, like, scared of them. I have the opposite - I see... CHELSEA HANDLER Better a little with God than a whole lot without Him. Better to have fewer houses, cars, appliances... CRAIG GROESCHEL It was hard for me to sit down and not be vocal. (But) down the stretch, I thought they did a nice j... GREG HEBDEN They do a lot of great things running the ball. We have to play good assignment football and hope to... AHMAND TINKER Most swap-meet tourists are like part-time locals who have been here plenty of times before. They fe... JEFFREY BARENG It sounds simple, but when we do get our chances against New England (they've been stingy all year) ... CHRIS KLEIN I believe it's going to come back. I feel its going to come back bigger and stronger. We're here (Ok... GEORGE SHINN They're meant for inland water, calm water. Maybe moving water but not a strong current. As long as ... BILL MERRICK It's nothing new to this team, especially having played Minnesota. We just have to break them down o... DAN CLEARY Children, a lot of times, can't make their parents wrong because they have to live with them, be... LANA PARRILLA And the thing that I always tried to do with important singers when I met them was to sit down and r... ALAN LOMAX Modern tourist guides have helped raised tourist expectations. And they have provided the natives --... DANIEL J. BOORSTIN We've been down a lot, but they just never quit. It's not unusual that it can be done. You just have... GREGG PERRY It is something that I refer to as a little miracle. Boys' Town is a secret that we now want for peo... CARL BROWN With a hologram, like when your teacher is one of them, if you aren’t looking right at them, they ... M.T. ANDERSON People break down into two groups. When they experience something lucky, group number one sees it as... M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN There were often a lot of nice details put in inside these 1950s houses. The plan is very open. The ... JEANNE LAMBIN When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that wha... M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN That is unheard of. They never nest this far south. There is nothing static on the area. It is impro... MIKE DOYEN It helps when somebody is holding them accountable and encouraging them. Some of them have been beat... JUDY SWANSON When you work on these films for so long and so intensely, when you get to the end of them, suddenly... BYRON HOWARD You have some people who have cooked while growing up, but the vast majority didn't participate in c... JANET STOCKS I think it's a great choice for them. They want to go somewhere where they have an opportunity to pl... CORDIE GREENLEA The girls play well together. I tell everybody what a great group of girls I have this year and what... SUZANNE ALLEN It's still kind of hard on me at times. I sit down and think about it a lot. They tell me don't worr... ANTHONY WATERS I think we have got the wood on South Africa, but that does not mean they are not a good team. They ... SHANE WARNE They quit on themselves. Slowly but surely, they gave up. That first quarter, they had a lot of figh... TRAVIS LATENDRESSE What three things do you want to accomplish this year? Write them down and place them on your refrig... SOURCE UNKNOWN Coarse they're tied up and on a harness for safety purposes so there's no real threat of falling off... JAMES EDWARDS There are still an awful lot of assets that have been evaporated but not written down. People are lo... AARON BROWN Give them credit for a lot of blocked shots, but I know I had a couple that I tried to force and jus... AARON GAGNON One of the things that I am most proud of is that I have been able to keep up my grades even with al... BRENT FOSHEIM You must have traveled all night,” she heard herself say. “I had to come back early.” Sh... LISA KLEYPAS There is so much animosity going on because of them wanting to sell Camp Flying Eagle. And them figh... CARLOS MENDEZ We found numerous guns in that area also. A lot of the time, they'll hide their dope on the ground, ... LEIGH FOREMAN I've been in this defense for five years, so I feel like I know it pretty well. Other guys have done... BRYAN WHITE That hurt a little bit. Drew (Satterfield) played hard for us tonight. But every time we did somethi... ERIC SITZE They have a tried-and-tested formula and it brings results. They build their wins through taking cha... SEAN HOLLEY It's also a little sad this year because these are the last shows for Louise. While we're happy abou... KAY POWELL We have to double the post now. When you have Kurt down there, you don't have to do that. It makes y... RAJA BELL The state board has bent over backward to be helpful to the schools and to be available to us; they ... JANE GAZDZIAK History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN We introduced some new products this year, and the response has been tremendous. A lot of those idea... GARY AMES We introduced some new products this year, and the response has been tremendous, ... A lot of those ... GARY AMES We don't really think about what happened last year and the years before because this is a new team ... CHARLIE HARPER It's pretty much a little village down there where everyone knows everyone, so if they can walk into... KEVIN ASHTON It's nice we have these practices to work on things. We jumped into a lot of games. If we can cut do... BRIAN WILLSIE When they see those fourteen lights, they're looking at a miracle. And deep down, they feel that... M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN I used to breed poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make... RAVEN-SYMONE They walk down that wall down there that has all the Super Bowl memorabilia on it and they have no i... BRAD HOPKINS At the moment, they police don't come down here unless they have to - that's why the bus was set on ... JOHN ADAIR
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CHUCK NORRIS We won the Cold War because we showed nuclear vigilance and diligence. CHUCK FLEISCHMANN What makes a child gifted and talented may not always be good grades in school, but a different way ... CHUCK GRASSLEY Forget the historic nature of his election having to do with skin color - Obama has an opportunity o... CHUCK TODD I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco... CHUCK PALAHNIUK When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume signific... CHUCK NORRIS To me, every interview, even if you love the artist, needs to be somewhat adversarial. Which doesn... CHUCK KLOSTERMAN My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo... CHUCK PALAHNIUK With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has ... CHUCK PALAHNIUK I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you... CHUCK NORRIS If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better... CHUCK PALAHNIUK Despite what Washington thinks or does on this 15th anniversary, we the people will never forget tho... CHUCK NORRIS Good things happen to those who hustle. CHUCK NOLL In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since. CHUCK YEAGER There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up... CHUCK SCHUMER Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili... CHUCK PALAHNIUK The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage. CHUCK PALAHNIUK I can't lie - I love talking to the people at my shows. I'm so grateful to all my fans. I co... CHUCK BROWN You don't concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the ... CHUCK YEAGER Don't let the same dog bite you twice. CHUCK BERRY I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up. CHUCK BERRY We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax... CHUCK PALAHNIUK What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr... CHUCK PALAHNIUK