Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

The computer may be incompetent in itself--that is, unable to do the work for which it was designed. This kind of incompetence can never be eliminated, because the Peter Principle applies in the plants where computers are designed and manufactured.