Speculation is necessary in business, but in affairs of the heart, it often leads to poor judgement.

If you are having an affair, it could save your relationship. If you are not having an affair, and your relationship is rocky, then perhaps you should.

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions

Extra-marital affairs become things of legend… and often the undoing of legends… and mere mortals.

People say, “What is the sense of our small effort?” They cannot see that we must lay one brick at a time, take one step at a time.

A wife is meant to be cherished and to be treated with a gentle hand, while a mistress is a convenient cunt to rut in.