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You got to have a courageous president to stand up and says, listen, if - if you send a bill to me t... 
My standard for the women in my life is like, 'If no man can treat you better than I can treat y... 
You love the game, but it's hard to do the things you do when you're feeling like you're... 
I have to say, if someone literally said to me, 'You're going off to a desert island, what i... 
You can't be like, 'Alright, I'm going to make this viral!' You just put stuff out t... 
I think whenever you have a common goal with someone, you're going to bond. It's really hard... 
The thing that you think is imperfect about you is the thing that makes you who you are. It separate... 
First of all, the American people are inundated with advertisement after advertisement of you buy, b... 
You got to like your work. You have got to like what you are doing, you have got to be doing somethi... 
If you're doing this because you feel like you have a burning desire to do it, then you'll f... 
When I started comedy, I was a big Eddie Murphy fan. I thought if you did stand-up, you were suppose... 
Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin. Now, they are so subtle, they can milk you with two notes. They can... 
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They'... 
I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to hav... 
As an ex-stand up, I can tell you that a comedy club isn't a place you go looking to get the abu... 
I'm having this conversation with you now. I'm talking, but I'm thinking, feeling, smell... 
People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I ... 
I don't think I'm alarmist. I'm more disappointed by the euphemisms in some instances th... 
The restaurant business is something that you have to treat like a baby. You have to constantly be t... 
You don't realize how strong you are until you have to help someone else stand up. 
You just want something else that someone else has, but that doesn't mean what you have isn'... 
Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'... 
I'm a very consistent leader, and people won't find me different day to day. You won't h... 
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Just, you know, you can't put bread in a cold oven. You know, you've got to take your time. ... 
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If you've got cool nails, you wake up and you're like, 'Oh, I'm happy now.' 
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Everything's so repressive now - it's the No generation. You can't do anything, you can&... 
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You do not want to talk to me on the phone. How do I know? Because I don't want to talk to you o... 
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my business. 
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. 
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