Stand-up comedians say that anyone in the audience can be funny, but people paid to see us because we're just a little bit funnier. In the same way, I think anybody can play music - in fact, I think everyone has music in them, but some of us can do it a little better.
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Related Just when you think we're living in a little bit of a divided world, music brings us together. LUIS FONSI I can do a little bit of comedy. I can be in an in-between place, where I can do a little bit. TAMSIN GREIG The snappy way I would sum it up is not everyone is queer, but everyone has felt different. And I th... LIV BRUCE I think people are going to stand up and recognize us a little bit and we're going to recognize, too... ANDY OSBORN When you see a comedian on stage, the best comedians make it feel like a conversation. But it's ... HARI KONDABOLU Thank goodness [Moss] is gone so we can do different things to them now. We can put eight guys in th... BRIAN URLACHER When I was really little, I wanted to be a taxi driver or a bus driver; I loved the fact that I coul... ELIZA DOOLITTLE It's funny because I think that genre literature can be looked down on by literature literature.... DON WINSLOW I always think of it in terms of music. You're not always going to be a huge rock star in music,... DANIEL BRYAN I just think you really need to let people see as much as they can in a judicious way. By showing ev... JIM MURPHY I don't hate on the whole EDM thing happening in America because, although the music is not of m... JAMIE XX It's definitely one game at a time, but we can beat anybody that's in the bracket of our region, whi... DOUG MCCARTER I think when someone becomes an actor, people say, Aw, you could see it in him when he was little. B... SKEET ULRICH There's a million people who can go out and play the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto brilliantly, bu... ALEKSEY IGUDESMAN Records were vitally important to the development of music and of all music cultures. With that bein... JOHN LYDON We enjoy traditional music, ... but we like the stuff that is a little bit challenging and edgy. You... CHRIS FRANTZ I wasn't trying to be a role model with 'The Dutchess,' but suddenly, seeing little girl... FERGIE We wanted to be here. We wanted to be in country music. We just wanted to do something a little diff... JAY DEMARCUS I shouldn't say this, but I always love the sidekicks. I want to do a leading-lady role in a fil... MALIN AKERMAN My goal for us is I want to be in that last pairing the last day and make it interesting because I t... MARTHA FREITAG We have to make the physical music a little more valuable instead of just having a download link and... LUPE FIASCO I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I ... CARROT TOP I think in some way, there aren't a lot of people making pop music with sincerity, ... We offer a sl... DARREN HAYES We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it... JACK BLACK It is possible to enjoy the Mozart concerto without being able to play the clarinet. In fact, you ca... RICHARD DAWKINS Hopefully we can defend that a little bit better. But they play well and they play with a lot of emo... TONY DUNGY I was 13 years old at music school talking to my teacher. I can't quite remember what it was I w... DEV HYNES I knew we were going to be a great defensive team. As long as we keep our D up, I don't think anybod... CANDICE BRITTON I think music needs to be presented in a way so that kids can grasp songs, dances, simple music that... MICHAEL TILSON THOMAS I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians.... STEVE MARTIN It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied wi... TOM PETTY I think he's much funnier in many ways than some of the things that I've done. Because it... SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT The interesting thing about improvisation is you're making something up in front of the audience... DAVID STEINBERG We've had a lot of success with a certain profile, ... I'm not sure that as much as we've tried to c... BRIAN BILLICK You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER I think music can be many things to many people. I think it should exist on many levels. I think tha... DAVE HOLLAND I've had an amazing life, but I think I was born with a little bit of sadness in me. I've al... SAM SMITH I think no matter how you think about your music, you're ultimately in the music 'business.&... MARY LAMBERT I think FIFA just want (to say), 'Anything the Olympics can do, we can do better.' It's a pretty big... PETER GABRIEL They were both still a little queasy, but we need them out there. That caused us to miss some threes... GREG GOODLEY Music fills in for words a lot of the time when people don't know what to say, and I think music... BONO I think that it is really important that we go in there with a little bit of a swagger and play with... EVAN JUDGE I can procrastinate a little bit. WILL.I.AM Glamour invites us to live in a different world. It has to simultaneously be mysterious, a little bi... VIRGINIA POSTREL I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still fu... CONSTANCE WU There's no crusade here, but I am trying to slip classical music in through the back door, ... I thi... WILLIAM ORBIT I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak ... GEORGE CUKOR There's a little bit of pain in every transition, but we can't let that stop us from making ... PHIL SCHILLER I think you can feel the pain I've experienced in my music. It's something that a lot of peo... BLU CANTRELL Cease to think of an impossibility and you will seize an opportunity for productivity. Excellence co... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If we play hard, play 'D' and play together, we can be a great team. That's why we're 13-0. But if w... BRUCE WEBER I play trumpet. And I took all the music courses in college, so I can also play the string instrumen... JON TESTER In my normal way of doing things, there's a little bit of 'going native' that takes plac... LOUIS THEROUX Sometimes you're a little too close for comfort, and I think anybody can relate to that, whether... LEIGHTON MEESTER Some people look like they're lost causes, but they're not. Even if they're in a messed ... KEITH STANFIELD I feel if I use proper technique, I can be as good as anyone else, ... In the beginning when we firs... ANTHONY MANCUSO I believe music is a place everyone of us can go to. I don’t care who you are, where you were born... HAYLEY WILLIAMS I really don't think we took them lightly; coach told us they'd be gunning for us. We've just been i... JOSH BRANCH Hopefully, there's a place in music for Tinted Windows. If we're really trying to be iconic,... TAYLOR HANSON I'm saddened to see that everyone's pitched out the baby with the bath, in that we say that ... DON BLUTH I think he had quite bad losses, for example, in the Davis Cup against us...He was supposed to be in... MARAT SAFIN I consider myself one of a very small handful of drivers in the world that are top drivers. The best... NIGEL MANSELL I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she'... CHELSEA HANDLER Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year ou... BOB UECKER Some people will say it doesn't matter, but I think it was a pretty important win just because of lo... BRAD LIDGE I can dance - I can dance a little bit. I can move. I don't - I'm not a - I don't procla... ELIJAH KELLEY Weird makes you truly sexy in a way the world can never know. CRAIG GROESCHEL I don't want to live in the kind of world where we don't look out for each other. Not just the peopl... CHARLES DE LINT You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, ... TINA FEY Jupiter, Pluto, pick a planet: we can go there. I just got a bit more work to do in the music indust... FUTURE We wanted to impress the crowd so much. The city has done so much for us and welcomed us right in, a... CHRIS PAUL We think we control our environment, but in fact, it's our environment that controls us. We can&... GUY SPIER We all can relate to people's weaknesses. We might put up a facade that everything is perfect bu... JOEL KINNAMAN I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see and I can feel comfo... KEVIN JAMES The music that I've made in the past has had strong contemporary country roots, but I think movi... JENNETTE MCCURDY I think the silences we have on some issues are inductive of the fact that we need to write about th... IRVINE WELSH Everyone has a little bit of Howard and Chad in them. I think there's Christine in all men as we... NEIL LABUTE I think I'll always live in Fort Worth. It's great that I can now go anywhere I want to play... LEON BRIDGES That just tells us that, hey, we can win these close games. It just gives us a little bit of confide... CONRAD BROOKS We just talked a little bit. We talked about defense and we brought up some points that, if we go ou... MATT BARNES I think right now, you've seen these artists pop up over the last decade who've flirted with... ERIC CHURCH I think it tends to be overused and can be a little bit gimmicky. A lot of people are using 3-D now ... JOE JOHNSTON I think there are ways in which shows can pop their heads up a little bit in the morass of everythin... DAVID DUCHOVNY I think film cannot only teleport you to places you don't know, but it can help you see people y... TAYLOR SHERIDAN You know, I think when people fly the nest a little too soon, as far as getting involved in movies, ... BUBBA SPARXXX I've always just adored music. It's my first love, really. I admire and respect people in th... BLYTHE DANNER I think that my music is really empowering. I just want people to know - especially young people, bu... ALESSIA CARA I'm just going to get in better shape, slim down a little bit and tone myself up a little bit more a... MARCO KILLINGSWORTH Believe in yourself, keep a can-do approach, struggle hard and watch success follow. MUSTAFA SAIFUDDIN I'll go this week at some point, I'll get a physical. I just need to take care of myself. I wouldn't... TERRY FRANCONA I think it kind of made them a little bit angry. It was something that we needed, maybe, to get a li... CAROLYN COMPTON We let them get back in the game a little bit, but I think we grew up because we stretched the lead ... CHARLES THOMAS It was a little too much Blaine Howell and a little too much A.C. Reynolds tonight. We played a litt... TOM SMITH Every one of us is different in some way but for those of us who are more 'different,' we ha... MARLEE MATLIN I still feel like I've got a lot of great football in front of me and the way that I've take... AARON RODGERS I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world. I know there are people who don't want... KATE CLINTON Obviously, the cinematography of films is art, just as a still shot can be art. If I'm watching ... FRANK OCEAN Three 6 Mafia have been around for a long time; we've made a lot of music. Anybody's music c... JUICY J I think this will help us play well. Sometimes when we play at home we can stagnate, but playing in ... GEORGE ARROYO We just want to play basketball. We can play whatever game you want to play. I would love to see a s... CHARLES MCDONALD
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SALINGER Half the time, if you really want to know the truth, when I'm horsing around with a girl, I have a h... J. D. SALINGER Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep ma... J. D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. J. D. SALINGER It's no fun to be yellow. J. D. SALINGER People never notice anything. J. D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin... J. D. SALINGER Did you ever get fed up? I said. “I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to ... J. D. SALINGER The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhapp... J. D. SALINGER An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone e... J. D. SALINGER When I really worry about something, I don't just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom whe... J. D. SALINGER I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect. J. D. SALINGER You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times o... J. D. SALINGER How do you know your going to do something, untill you do it? J. D. SALINGER I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody. J. D. SALINGER Game, my ass. Some game. If you get on the side where all the hot-shots are, then it's a game, all r... J. D. SALINGER I don’t know about bores. Maybe you shouldn’t feel too sorry if you see some swell girl ... J. D. SALINGER Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody. J. D. SALINGER The thing with kids is, if they want to grab for the gold ring, you have to let themdo it, and not s... J. D. SALINGER Hindsight follows consequence. However it does not necessarily follow, that as a result of the conse... J D GABRIEL For complicated historical and political reasons, we associate 'poor' in our public consciou... J. D. VANCE Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs. J. D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. J. D. SALINGER We watch our sons go to war, disagree with the rationale for sending them, loathe the men who ordere... J. D. VANCE One of the most interesting social trends of the past 20 years is the rise of residential segregatio... J. D. VANCE I almost failed out of high school. I nearly gave in to the deep anger and resentment harbored by ev... J. D. VANCE I don't really deeply feel that anyone needs an airtight reason for quoting from the works of wr... J. D. SALINGER An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyo... J. D. SALINGER It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it. J. D. SALINGER Some stories, my property, have been stolen. Someone's appropriated them. It's an illicit ac... J. D. SALINGER If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. J. D. SALINGER I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. J. D. SALINGER I do think that tonal element of Trump's is attractive, but I don't know if I would go so fa... J. D. VANCE For decades, scholars have studied the ways in which implicit biases affect how we perceive other pe... J. D. VANCE Church attendance rates among white Americans without a college education have dropped pretty signif... J. D. VANCE Violence and chaos were an ever-present part of the world that I grew up in. And unfortunately, it w... J. D. VANCE Church gives people a sense of community, a sense of how to behave... social support when times get ... J. D. VANCE If it's hard for Blue America to see Red America as anything other than a bunch of dumb, racist ... J. D. VANCE There is a cultural movement in the white working class to blame problems on society or the governme... J. D. VANCE Where there's smoke, there's usually strawberry Jello. J. D. SALINGER