Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.

There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I've always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I'm trying to entertain myself more than anything.

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.