Stand-up was my entree into the entertainment world. I didn't have to act out somebody else's words. I could just stand there with a microphone, and nobody would interrupt me. It's the most narcissistic thing you could probably do.

If you're really looking to hurt somebody's feelings, just break up with them.

I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up.

You look at, like, a 'People' magazine, which used to be a really good, you know, nice magazine you could go to for real stories. It wasn't like a 'Star' or an 'US Weekly' and they have somebody with plastic surgery on the cover, Heidi Montag. And it's obviously what consumers want, because why else would they be doing it?

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in.

If you stand up for women, then don't bash me.