Steakhouses sort of have this old-school nature to them; they're like museums full of good food. It's fun hearing the waiter share his expertise on the different cuts of beef and how they're going to cut up your baked potato.
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Related Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I'm convinced normal people miss the majority of God's blessings because they're too busy to notice ... CRAIG GROESCHEL It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Movies are great fun and wonderful when they're good. But you never get to see them till six mon... LAUREN BACALL Being on TV brings a sort of attention in high school that can be negative sometimes. People, immedi... CHARLOTTE ARNOLD It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up. WILL FERRELL I never feel lonely if I've got a book - they're like old friends. Even if you're not re... EMILIA FOX And I like the way Cain writes his women. Very strong. They're kind of lusty, they know what the... PIA ZADORA I'm not deciding what the artist is going to write about because it's the artist. They'r... BENNY BLANCO Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for Ame... HILLARY CLINTON If you're a good Amish girl, you're courting, you have three or four different beaus, and yo... BEVERLY LEWIS The first time I had a baked potato, I was eight years old at a friend's house. Most white kids ... SCOTT FUJITA There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. Y... DAVE CHAPPELLE It's good to go out and entertain these people, and you've got them on the edge of their sea... OWEN HART Southern Appalachians have been ridiculed since the country began. In fiction, they're usually d... BARBARA KINGSOLVER Horror is like comedy. Woody Allen's comedy is going to be very different from Ben Stiller's... ELI ROTH You know, the best-laid plans of mice and men... I like playing bad guys, and I don't have a pro... TOBIN BELL If you're raised Methodist, Catholicism is a bit of a workout. It's sort of like you're ... DOUGLAS CARTER BEANE Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you ha... LOUIS C. K. My manager has season tix to the Dodgers, four seats to 40 games, and they're right behind the p... NATE CORDDRY I'm lucky to have worked in theater all over the world, but there's something magical about ... HUGH JACKMAN I like my hands. They're certainly scarred up, but they're wormy. They're knuckly. They&... HILARIE BURTON There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they'... CHAD HARBACH Actors are the best and the worst of people. They're like kids. When they're good, they'... KENNETH BRANAGH You've got to either say you're going to cut taxes and find some spending cuts. I think we o... HAROLD FORD, JR. But of course when people watch morning television, Terry, it's a very different animal. You kno... KATIE COURIC It's one thing if you live in London and you're rooting for Chelsea or you're in New Yor... JOHN MCENROE The person earning the federal minimum wage of $7.25 isn't going out to eat at restaurants. They... NICK HANAUER I think what we find, especially with the kids that grew up with 'Clone Wars,' when they'... DAVE FILONI My oldest son always wants to race. He's kind of like me and it now has carried over to the othe... STEVE BLAKE BBC TV gets hold of an idea and beats it to death until we're all heartily sick of it. They buy ... TERRY WOGAN And I always had this idea for making a movie about a femme fatale, because I like these characters.... BRIAN DE PALMA We're sort of putting a slightly different spin on Steve Rogers. He's a guy that wants to se... JOE JOHNSTON It's, like, sort of a dream thing for an actor when they're told to gain weight. BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD I'm not really sick of people whipping their hair. It doesn't really get old. They're fa... WILLOW SMITH When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometime... LOUIS C. K. I think part of the fun of being an actor is getting to work with different directors and seeing the... ELIZABETH REASER If you're in your early 20s and you're hanging out with a bunch of other people in their ear... AARON LEVIE I don't think college athletes are given enough time to really take advantage of the free educat... RICHARD SHERMAN You know when you're young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in thei... CLINT EASTWOOD Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH Harvard freshmen are smart, interested, and excited, and it's fun hearing their different perspe... LISA RANDALL I think we're going to the moon because it's in the nature of the human being to face challe... NEIL ARMSTRONG I never place limits on the potential success of my students. If they're going into acting, they... ALAN DERSHOWITZ They're dressing like in the 50's when they come out to the shows, and many of them have vin... WANDA JACKSON You don't have to stick with these recipes. They're guides. As I say, they're a way in. ... SALLY SCHNEIDER Cyclists are insane. You're going through the Alps, climbing up mountains. There's this circ... STEPHEN FREARS Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine h... MORRISSEY No matter how good you are, you're going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you ... TOMMY LASORDA It's about taking advantage of the opportunities you have right now, and right now we're in ... DWYANE WADE There's a lot of stuff they don't teach you in the mythical editors' school. They don... BILL KELLER They're sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thou... ED ASNER Sometimes you'll see people give performances in comedy with an ironic detachment where they'... ZACH WOODS Ask anyone who's successful how they got there, you're going to hear a different story. CAROL BURNETT You're not a bad parent if you don't save for your kid's college because instead you had... DAVE RAMSEY Derivatives in and of themselves are not evil. There's nothing evil about how they're traded... JAMES CHANOS I think it's important that the rest of the world know that we're not all the same and that ... JAMES DENTON Of course I wanted an agent from the time I was like 5, but my mother was like, 'No, you're ... LAURA BENANTI If you look at the beginning of this country, when the pilgrims came to this country, the first year... RAFAEL CRUZ We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, che... JOEL FUHRMAN Mathematicians don't like it when they're associated with mental illness and sort of bristle... ETHAN CANIN If they're not temperamental, I don't want them. It's in the nature of a great artist to... SOL HUROK Men and Pilates - it's like the hardest thing on the planet to them! They're not used to get... CHRISSY TEIGEN If kids can have some sort of social responsibility, that's cool. But if they're not actuall... DIPLO Today's Little Leaguers, and there are millions of them each year, pick up how to hit and throw ... MICKEY MANTLE My wife, Lisa, and I both grew up on wuxia - Chinese historical romances. They're kind of analog... KEN LIU It's very hard to turn your back once you're aware of what's going on, and you're aw... LYNSEY ADDARIO When you come from a big family, you see that, growing up, you're learning how to share. Your si... GISELE BUNDCHEN If you're going to have kids, there's only one way to go. They have to know they're the ... DANNY DEVITO 'True Blood' is shot on film. It's more like a movie, and they take more days to shoot i... CARRIE PRESTON People have different expectations when you're younger - it's less about changing yourself i... FREDDIE HIGHMORE Food is celebratory. People who don't cook don't know how much fun they're missing. LEO BUSCAGLIA I feel like it's such an exercise in, like, several things to read a ton of 'Cosmo's or ... MEGAN AMRAM Most restaurants in most cities, including Washington, are at a sort of mid-level. They're somew... TYLER COWEN I'm sort of of the belief that people kill themselves from the inside out. When they're unha... JOHN LYDON In the streets, they're very nice. On Twitter, there are people who love to hate me. Sometimes p... CARICE VAN HOUTEN My friends and the people I know understand that I'm going to ask them what they're doing, h... SAM YAGAN I see potential in everything. It's about opening your mind to what you can do to the garment: b... ABBEY LEE KERSHAW You're always going to have detractors, and you're always going to have people who love you,... PHIL ANSELMO The biggest mistake most people make when it comes to listening is they're so focused on what th... TRAVIS BRADBERRY Vampires are so old that they don't need to impress anyone anymore. They're comfortable in t... STEPHEN MOYER For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good... TORI AMOS Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b... BAM MARGERA There is anxiety, but it comes after you've finished filming because it's out of your hands;... HUGH JACKMAN It's hard because you can't legislate creative diversity. I think it's more that the gam... AISHA TYLER I don't like to sing things that just sound like they're going straight down the tubes, and ... JAKOB DYLAN The beauty of science fiction is that it takes the audience's guard down; they're much more ... DUNCAN JONES If you're going to be with someone, you're with them, you're committed to them. I'm ... NICOLE KIDMAN Most of my good friends are my friends from high school or childhood, and they're not actors - t... EMILY MEADE I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding... KARL PILKINGTON My characters tend to be more dynamic because they're reaching that point in their lives where t... CHUCK PALAHNIUK They tell me: 'OK, this is where we're going to push up your cleavage,' and I'm like... NATALIE PORTMAN Chipotles to me are a one-of-a-kind pepper because they're smoked jalapenos, so they're fier... BOBBY FLAY Young people have decided they like to listen to music in a certain way, through ear buds, and that&... PRINCE People who have expertise just love to share it. That's human nature. DAVID BALDACCI It's good to surf whatever waves are going on right there as they're happening. BEN MENDELSOHN If you had a job, and every day you're going back home and telling all your friends how horrible... STEVE SCALISE When a movie is being made out of a book, there is a mixed reaction on the part of fans because they... CASSANDRA CLARE
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JIM GAFFIGAN I worked on 'USA Today' as a topic for while. I tried to do something on hand chairs, chairs... JIM GAFFIGAN In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and... JIM GAFFIGAN CASHIER: Are you a member of our club? ME: Um, I'm just getting hot dogs. CASHIER: That'll... JIM GAFFIGAN When you make your peace with authority, you become authority. JIM MORRISON Make measurable progress in reasonable time. JIM ROHN Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as ravens claws. JIM MORRISON I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of be... JIM DAVIS I stop short of being a workaholic. JIM DAVIS When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. JIM DAVIS I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. JIM DAVIS I can go everywhere and no one recognises me. JIM DAVIS I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make rea... JIM DAVIS Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. JIM DAVIS I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. JIM DAVIS My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. JIM DAVIS I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condi... JIM DAVIS Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting... JIM DAVIS You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. JIM DAVIS The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. JIM DAVIS Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. JIM DAVIS There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessari... JIM DAVIS Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute hum... JIM DAVIS You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veteran... JIM DAVIS Good morning is a contradiction of terms. JIM DAVIS Cats rule the world. JIM DAVIS As we celebrate President Reagan's remarkable career and historic legacy, we also celebrate a ma... JIM RAMSTAD I wanted to make an Indian character who wasn't either a) the savage that must be eliminated, th... JIM JARMUSCH Where's your will to be weird? JIM MORRISON Work harder on yourself than you do on your job. JIM ROHN Whoever controls the media, controls the mind. JIM MORRISON Blake said that the body was the soul's prison unless the five senses are fully developed and op... JIM MORRISON My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where t... JIM CARREY Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Se... JIM CARREY I need privacy. I would think that because what I do makes a lot of people happy that I might deserv... JIM CARREY There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like... JIM CARREY I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever. JIM CARREY Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good rel... JIM CARREY Either you're the one erasing or you're the one being erased. JIM CARREY People need motivation to do anything. I don't think human beings learn anything without despera... JIM CARREY Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain... JIM CARREY I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingred... JIM CARREY I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day w... JIM CARREY If you've got a talent, protect it. JIM CARREY My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. JIM CARREY I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create ... JIM CARREY It is better to risk starving to death then surrender. If you give up on your dreams, what's lef... JIM CARREY Actually the copies of characters is something I don't particularly like to talk about in articl... JIM HENSON Well, Detroit Institute is kind of a key - probably the largest permanent collection of puppets in t... JIM HENSON Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I ... JIM HENSON There was a little afternoon show that was called Afternoon. Back in those days in television, most ... JIM HENSON I think my own strengths are in television production. JIM HENSON It has always been difficult to get Big Bird to be very pretty. Big Bird in England is much more gor... JIM HENSON NBC was trying to convert all of their local programming to color right away to encourage the sale o... JIM HENSON No, there's not much competition between puppeteers in general because everybody's working t... JIM HENSON Yeah, we pretty much had a form and a shape by that time - a style - and I think one of the advantag... JIM HENSON I decided that what I really wanted to do was go off and paint. JIM HENSON Somebody like a Piggy or a Kermit, there needs to be several versions and so there will be several o... JIM HENSON When The Muppet Show ended, we all sat around and said, what kind of television show would we like t... JIM HENSON At the time of Polaroid - and I did a couple of other commercials just before I stopped doing that s... JIM HENSON It's into the same bag as E.T. and Yoda, wherein you're trying to create something that peop... JIM HENSON I've never felt any sense of competition with anybody, and we're all friends; we're all ... JIM HENSON At the University of Maryland, my first year I started off planning to major in art because I was in... JIM HENSON When I was a kid, I never saw a puppet show. I never played with puppets or had any interest in them... JIM HENSON I do remember doing shows strictly in black and white, too, so you're right. JIM HENSON But with The Dark Crystal, instead of puppetry we're trying to go toward a sense of realism - to... JIM HENSON My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. JIM HENSON When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My ho... JIM HENSON The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. JIM HENSON Either you run the day or the day runs you. JIM ROHN The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch. JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals. JIM ROHN There was something special and unique about the love triangle that existed between Clark Kent, Supe... JIM LEE I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a clien... JIM GARRISON I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I coul... JIM GARRISON The head of the CIA, it seems to me, would think long and hard before he admitted that former employ... JIM GARRISON This kind of charge reveals a good deal about the personality of the people who make it; to impute s... JIM GARRISON I'm not in the business of harassing anybody. JIM GARRISON It's rather naive, apart from being ethically objectionable, to assume that our investigators tr... JIM GARRISON My office has been one of the most scrupulous in the country with regard to the protection of indivi... JIM GARRISON It is important to know who killed Jack Kennedy and why. JIM GARRISON Until as recently as November of 1966, I had complete faith in the Warren Report. Of course, my fait... JIM GARRISON It has been my policy not to respond to each of the many canards which have been part of the campaig... JIM GARRISON It would certainly be interesting to know what the CIA knew about Oswald six weeks before the assass... JIM GARRISON I'm convinced from what I know of Vernon Bundy that his testimony was truthful. JIM GARRISON I'm afraid, based on my own experience, that fascism will come to America in the name of nationa... JIM GARRISON I ran for Congress in 1996 to help Ted Kennedy pass a comprehensive health insurance reform bill. JIM MCGOVERN I thought Iraq was the wrong war at the wrong time and have been fighting to get the Administration ... JIM MCGOVERN In 2005, I was the first member of Congress to introduce legislation calling for an immediate withdr... JIM MCGOVERN A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ... JIM MCGOVERN Corporations are created by the people, acting through their governments. We grant them corporate ch... JIM MCGOVERN I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. JIM CARREY A liberal will cut off your leg so he can hand you a crutch. JIM BROWN I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ... JIM CARREY Each generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their... JIM MORRISON There are only 3 colors, 10 digits, and 7 notes; its what we do with them that's important. JIM ROHN I suspect that most people in the world will travel through or at least wish to travel through Miami... JIM DRAIN Embryonic stem cell research will prolong life, improve life and give hope for life to millions of p... JIM RAMSTAD I go out and take oysters, clams and mussels every 2 weeks or so during late fall, winter and early ... JIM HIMES If you go to work on your goals, your goals will go to work on you. If you go to work on your plan, ... JIM ROHN Narrative has been part of human consciousness for a long time. And if it has played a part in all t... JIM CRACE I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it... JIM MORRISON Tens of thousands of brave Americans died to break the chains of British tyranny so that the princip... JIM GERLACH You can't be unhappy in the middle of a big, beautiful river. JIM HARRISON The injustices endured by black Americans at the hands of their own government have no parallel in o... JIM WEBB Martin Luther King was a misguided leader. He worked to be recognized as the leader of black America... JIM BROWN Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism, but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action. JIM COOPER Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At le... JIM ROHN I would love to have a role with the Browns. I think that's what every ex-player would like to d... JIM BROWN I'm stuck with being No. 32 for the Cleveland Browns. I can't do anything about that, and I ... JIM BROWN Boundary setting is really a huge part of time management. JIM LOEHR Yet only the atrocities of the conquered are referred to as criminal acts; those of the conqueror ar... JIM FERGUS I looked at her, with her hair spilled out on the pillows and the warmth of her body warming mine. A... JIM THOMPSON British actors come at acting from a slightly different angle. Because a lot of the films are cast o... JIM STURGESS With new jobs, new ideas, and growing confidence that our brightest days lie ahead, Wisconsin is on ... JIM DOYLE I like reflecting the culture I understand best, spotting the idiosyncrasies of British people and r... JIM BROADBENT During school, I'd advertise cars in the University of British Columbia newspaper. JIM PATTISON The first time I drew a Superman story was 'For Tomorrow' with Brian Azzarello in 2004. It d... JIM LEE The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we... JIM COSTA Historically, there has been a bull market in commodities every 20 or 30 years. JIM ROGERS Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual med... JIM GERLACH Mr. Speaker, we have reached a point in history where some have forgotten that it is the family, not... JIM RYUN I'm a hard guy to live with. I'm like a caged animal. I'm up all night walking around th... JIM CARREY Fear is a part of life. It's a warning mechanism. That's all. It tells you when there's danger aroun... JIM BUTCHER There's enormous progressive activism and, more often than not, success at the grassroots level ... JIM HIGHTOWER What created democracy was Thomas Paine and Shays' Rebellion, the suffragists and the abolitioni... JIM HIGHTOWER In my home State of Minnesota, I have seen firsthand the importance of Byrne grants to local police ... JIM RAMSTAD A debate has one purpose, one purpose only, and that is to facilitate the exchange of ideas directly... JIM LEHRER My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian. JIM CARREY I wanted to be a bus driver when I was a kid. I look at bus driving through the eyes of a little boy... JIM LEHRER Success and money can really be quite blinding. JIM HARRISON Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. JIM BACKUS Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull. JIM FOWLER There are only about a half dozen things that make 80% of the difference in any area of our lives. JIM ROHN Get around people who have something of value to share with you. Their impact will continue to have ... JIM ROHN A good objective of leadership is to help those who are doing poorly to do well and to help those wh... JIM ROHN The challenge of leadership is to be strong, but not rude; be kind, but not weak; be bold, but not b... JIM ROHN In fact, the Iraqi foreign minister admitted in March 2003 that Iraqi funds were sent to families of... JIM GERLACH It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in ... JIM BISHOP There's a trend toward anti-heroes now, and I think it goes back to guys like Bogart and Cagney.... JIM BROWN There are things known, and there are things unknown. And in between are the doors. JIM MORRISON A loving family provides the foundation children need to succeed, and strong families with a man and... JIM BUNNING An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not<... JIM BUTCHER We started Vector with the goal of creating a development platform that would foster and bolster the... JIM CANTRELL When you start a novel, it is always like pushing a boulder uphill. Then, after a while, to mangle t... JIM CRACE Come on, Come on, and there'll be no turning back. You were only killing time and it can kill you ri... JIM STEINMAN Mr. Chairman, on September 11, we were attacked by terrorists who took advantage of weaknesses in ou... JIM RYUN Wealth is not a matter of intelligence it's a matter of inspiration. JIM ROHN By working hard, you get to play hard guilt-free. JIM ROHN Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applyin... JIM ROHN Success is steady progress toward one's personal goals JIM ROHN The book you don't read won't help. JIM ROHN Miss a meal if you have to, but don't miss a book. JIM ROHN Everything you need for better future and success has already been written. And guess what? All you ... JIM ROHN Don't just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it. JIM ROHN Money is usually attracted, not pursued. JIM ROHN As a kid, I just loved cartoons. And as the credits went by, I'd study those names and then try ... JIM CUMMINGS A lot of poets too live on the margins of social acceptance, they certainly aren't in it for the... JIM JARMUSCH The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. JIM ROHN Character isn't something you were born with and can't change, like your fingerprints. It's somethin... JIM ROHN If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree. JIM ROHN Productivity is being able to do things that you were never able to do before. JIM MANZI Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or m... JIM HENSON I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always for... JIM MORRISON Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and... JIM BUTCHER The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are. You trade in your reality for a rol... JIM MORRISON [Kids] don't remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are. JIM HENSON Sleep is God. Go worship. JIM BUTCHER A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself-and especially to feel, or not feel. ... JIM MORRISON People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about... JIM MORRISON I don't care about whose DNA has recombined with whose. When everything goes to hell, the people who... JIM BUTCHER There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met. JIM HENSON Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. JIM DAVIS Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. I... 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