sticks and stones might break your bones, but cement pays homage to tradition.

Satan was seen buying a cafe au lait of Friday the thirteenth in the year of the dog. He was wearing a Mexican wrestling mask and a monocle on a gold chain the color of the sun. The lights of the casino filled his good eye. Our days are numbered, our weeks are fading away.

Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

I think they look upon me as an old child, because I'm so little.

Being tiny has been difficult for me in a business that regarded physicality as the most important part of your life.