stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away.

He had a lot of grass stains on the back of his pants. That is because he was getting first downs and sliding. It was good to see him run around.

I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf.

I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry

We were somewhat unsupervised. The audience was there and the network is not going to complain if everyone's liking the show.

If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.