Stop being so..."
"Charming?Attractive?Irresistible?
"I'm going with arrogant.

Who are you calling?" (claire)
Pizza hut" (shane)
Loser" (claire)

I had a good teacher."
"Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass."
"I mean you, dummy.

Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray."
Oh. "You get me the nicest things."
"Anybody can get jewelry. Posers

Claire stretched out against the wall and kissed it. "Glad to see you, too," she whispered, and pressed her cheek against the smooth surface. It almost felt like it hugged her back.
"Dude, it's a house," Shane said from behind her. "Hug somebody who cares.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.