Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

Edward: "Wait--you were trying to hit on me?"
Susan: "Damn straight."
Edward: "The thing is, I'm not. Straight, I mean.

I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.