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My life does not suck
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My ego, my ass
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Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER
Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named ...
PETE WENTZ
The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.
SEAN GIBSON
See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.
RACHEL CAINE
I have to save my ass.
SHREK
Bite my shiny, metal ass! [Bender]
FUTURAMA
Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye
HOLLY BLACK
I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress.
CAMERON DIAZ
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
FRANCIS PICABIA
Love, in my bosom, like a bee, / Doth suck his sweet.
THOMAS LODGE
I wipe my ass with your feelings.
TONY SOPRANO
See my lips tremble, and my eye-balls roll,/ Suck my last breath, and catch my flying soul!
ALEXANDER POPE
I didn't just want to sit and suck my thumb and write.
NICHOLAS KRISTOF
If you can't suck a carrot, go suck a potato!
CRYING UNKNOWN
My chest, Stella’s hip, Jamie’s left ass cheek.
MICHELLE HODKIN
Since we broke upI'm using lipstick againI suck my tonguein remembrance of you.
BJORK
A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ...
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I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?
DARYNDA JONES
Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.
J C A ROWE
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBO...
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I hang my ears like an ass whose spirits droop.
UNKNOWN
Life showed my her back and I touched its ass
XEVI CASTELLà TUBERT
Life showed my her back and I touched it's ass
XEVI CASTELLà TUBERT
Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.
KATIE MCGARRY
Trolls suck.
BETTY WHITE
Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon."
Daemon's grin went up a notch. "Nah, she likes my ass t...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
He'd suck my brains, memorize my Rolodex and use my telephone to find some other guy who'd pay him t...
NED DEWEY
The thing people don't realize, God bless them, is that my books are supposed to suck.
STEPHENIE MEYER
Success doesn't suck.
DARIUS RUCKER
People, generally, suck.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
Champagne hangovers suck.
KATIE MCGARRY
Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?
WILL & GRACE
I was beginning to think I had let 'my alligator mouth overload my jaybird ass.
HAL NEEDHAM
I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress.
CAMERON DIAZ
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
KURT COBAIN
We got our ass kicked.
MIKE SHANAHAN
I have been an author for 22 years and an ass for 55
MARK TWAIN
It wouldn’t be the first unfamiliar finger up his ass.
JAMES S.A. COREY
A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG
Love teaches even asses to dance
FRENCH PROVERB
We're all pains in the ass.
RITA MORENO
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you
BRUCE LEE
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with god.
C.S. LEWIS
I'm a mother fucking human holocaust!
JONATHAN CULVER
I think celebrities suck.
EDDIE VEDDER
Suck on this, Edward.
DANI SMITH
You suck at life.
CHRIS MACHADO
Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!
MUSTAFA BAKRI
Nick - Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?
Zarek - That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, pu...
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I was tired, but I had to suck it up and go back in and do my job.
EDDIE SILAVONG
I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.
JIMMIE JOHNSON
I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny.
JAY CROWNOVER
We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't k...
GREGG POPOVICH
"Suck a dude" ~Flying V
J-BIRD
If I suck, you swallow.
PEWDIEPIE
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
ROMANIAN PROVERB
I don't think anyone wakes up and says, 'I want my life to suck today.'
ROBERT HERJAVEC
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
KURT COBAIN
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA
Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work.
FRANK HERBERT
My movies are the best promotion this tired-ass sandbox could ever hope for.
MICHAEL LUCAS
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ...
ERIC CARTMAN
He who lives with an ass, makes noises like an ass
AFRICAN PROVERB
Lesbian Ninjas: first they kick ass, and then they lick ass.
GRAHAM HILL
Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
GREG BEHRENDT
Always be yourself... unless you suck.
JOSS WHEDON
Leanne, would you kindly remove your nose from my ass? It's starting to chafe." - Noelle
KATE BRIAN
TITANIA My Oberon! what visions have I seen! Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
ORRIN HATCH
you smell like ass. you all smell like ass. am i complaining?
MARILYN MANSON
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CHRIS BARNES
Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't c...
CHRISTINA RICCI
JBoss - Its free, and it doesn't suck.
MARC FLEURY
Guys Suck..... But They're So Darn CUTE!
CHER
I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass.
RACHEL COHN
Wasn't that what religions did? Squint at one another and declare, 'My unprovable belief is better t...
LAINI TAYLOR
Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned ...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS
Now I'm literally kissing your ass!
DANE COOK
We've never done this before, ... We don't know if it will work. We may carry your ass all the way o...
CRAIG THOMPSON
Can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground
PROVERB
Not every ass has long ears
GERMAN PROVERB
An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig
JOHN RAY
Remember, the lips that are kissing your ass are hiding teeth behind them.
PRABHUDOSS SAMUEL
The average schoolmaster is, and always must be, an ass
HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN
kicking maximum ass
JAMES HETFIELD
Looking for the ass on its very back.
CHINESE PROVERBS
Burhan Qureshi's fat ass was noticed by Beyonce...and she could not resist but to ask him to join he...
UZAIR SHAFIQUE
If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't sha...
ILONA ANDREWS
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.
JOHN GAY
Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code?Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my ass.
GOOD WILL HUNTING
A lot of people get these dogs because they want - pardon my expression - a bad-ass dog.
DENNIS MCCULLOUGH
Go ahead, God, you fat, filthy motherfucker, lightning-bolt my ass into oblivion if you're so tough!
JERI SMITH-READY
Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
JOSS WHEDON
Of course they're using it, ... It doesn't suck.
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