suggested he would not favor sending even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin or Idi Amin to the gallows.


Jerry Kilgore

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He's passing the ball like Idi Amin.
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I will retire with the reputation of Idi Amin.
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Adolf Hitler was a Jeanne d'Arc, a saint. He was a martyr.
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In other parts of the country, it's important to elect Jerry Kilgore.
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In terms of transportation, Jerry Kilgore had a plan,
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In terms of transportation, Jerry Kilgore had a plan.
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reminiscent more of Stalin and Hitler.
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The New York Daily News suggested that my biggest war crime was not killing myself like a gentleman....
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None of my "clients" - not Eichmann, not Stangl, not Mengele, and not even Hitler or Stalin - was bo...
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When you think about it, Adolf Hitler was the first pop star.
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When you think about it, Adolf Hitler was the first pop star
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Doing the bidding of the Chinese government like this is like doing the bidding of Stalin or Hitler.
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Adolf Hitler is still alive... I slept with her last night.
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What's Jerry Kilgore doing? Standing on the stage with somebody who wants to take your Social Securi...
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MAN: Do you have black and white film posters?
BOOKSELLER: Yes, we do. They’re over here.
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Certain American Progressives and British Fabian Socialists are very lucky that Adolf Hitler was a p...
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Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals - the two things...
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The leader of Iran made one of the most repugnant remarks the international community has heard sinc...
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I submerged myself in all the information that I could find about Idi Amin. I mean, before I left Lo...
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The nineteenth century planted the words which the twentieth century ripened into the atrocities of ...
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We've avenged all we can of Hitler's wickedness ... we must now look at the equal or greater wickedn...
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The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed, and taken most of it into the...
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Norm was lean, his short, straight black hair parted on the side, his mustache trimmed like he’d n...
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I'm a good Muslim and I'm only interested in Islam.
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I want to be remembered as a great athlete. As a boxing champion.
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I love the Americans. They are my best friends.
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I was a good soldier in the British Army. I was born in a very, very poor family. And I enlisted to ...
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If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning.
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I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world.
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Sometimes people mistake the way I talk for what I am thinking.
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It's not for me. I tried human flesh and it's too salty for my taste.
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I am the hero of Africa.
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In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the Sacrifices any nation has to make ...
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You cannot run faster than a bullet.
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there were other dictators on the continent whose deeds have not yet attracted filming interest.
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These actors have been depicting my father as eating people, ... I was with him for many years, but ...
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Politics is like boxing - you try to knock out your opponents.
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It is our duty not to squander opportunities for reconciliation, the time for reconciliation has lon...
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All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least int...
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Invertebrates like Nancy Pelosi and Neville Chamberlain are the fools who men like Adolf Hitler and ...
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Even now we feel that Stalin was devoted to Communism, he was a Marxist, this cannot and should not ...
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These clashes are the only evolu-tionary possibility which will enable us one day, now that Fate has...
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To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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It is better to confess under the gallows, then not at all
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When I first decided to act Amin, I had that perception of Amin as presented by the west,
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I'm not trying to defend him, the Amin I found was not a good man.
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To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
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The only difference between KURT VONNEGUT JR. You can forget Stalin,” he said, pledging his allegiance. “We’re not the History Channel.
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I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator
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The man who has no sense of history, is like a man who has no ears or eyes
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Above all, I enjoin the government and the people to uphold the race laws to the limit and to resist...
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I really thought we'd win that
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Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: - by def...
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Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of th...
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The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the gove...
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If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!
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If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
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And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at...
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All this was inspired by the principle--which is quite true in itself--that in the big lie there is ...
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The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.
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The great masses of the people ... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
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The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other forc...
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Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish though eternal peace.
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Perfection has to do with the end product, but excellence has to do with the process.
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We are all born as empty vessels which can be shaped by moral values.
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I really am glad that the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children has had the cou...
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Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.
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The tax code can be used to eliminate the toll booths on the information superhighway.
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If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
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If God had an agent, the world wouldn't be built yet. It'd only be about Thursday.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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I've had great success being a total idiot.
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Do not get attatched to the world as it is. Because the world is changing something new is coming.
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When a stargirl cries, she sheds not tears but light.
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When the game is over it is really just beginning.
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Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
JERRY SEINFELD
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
JERRY SEINFELD
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers...
JERRY SEINFELD
To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
JERRY SEINFELD
My theory is 98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time.
JERRY SEINFELD
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to s...
JERRY SEINFELD
We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD
Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
JERRY SEINFELD
Summer is a great time to visit art museums, which offer the refreshing rinse of swimming pools - on...
JERRY SALTZ
Ideas come from ordinary, everyday life. And from imagination. And from feelings. And from memories....
JERRY SPINELLI
You look at Superman, the story of an orphan coming to America, keeping his identity secret and even...
JERRY ROBINSON
After 1909, Monet drastically enlarged his brushstrokes, disintegrated his images, and broke through...
JERRY SALTZ
Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
JERRY STILLER
Ice cream is the perfect buffer, because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, peo...
JERRY GREENFIELD
I went to Gettysburg College, where the famous Civil War battle was fought. I majored in English. I ...
JERRY SPINELLI
I enjoy life, and I think that's important. Life is so fragile and so fleeting, and it's ove...
JERRY HALL
I believe in financial retirement. I don't necessarily believe in physical retirement.
JERRY DOYLE
Businesses typically look at issues like price, quality, time of delivery. They don't often thin...
JERRY GREENFIELD
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
JERRY O'CONNELL
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't g...
JERRY LEWIS
I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ...
JERRY TRAINOR
My guitar is a mutation between a classic Fender Stratocaster guitar, which I played for years, and ...
JERRY GARCIA
As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al...
JERRY SPINELLI
I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every...
JERRY GARCIA
Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove...
JERRY SALTZ
I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids.
JERRY LEWIS
I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt...
JERRY SALTZ
In November, 1964 when I was a patient at the Mayo Clinic I though seriously about killing myself.
JERRY KRAMER
I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and ...
JERRY SEINFELD
Artschwager's art always involves looking closely at surfaces, questions what an object is, want...
JERRY SALTZ
Damien Hirst is the Elvis of the English art world, its ayatollah, deliverer, and big-thinking entre...
JERRY SALTZ
It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we didn't have a salary cap.
JERRY JONES
Red-hot songs were born on the black streets of Baltimore, where I delivered five-gallon cans of ker...
JERRY LEIBER
I'm a fan of very, very expensive creams: Creme de la Mer, La Prairie Skin Caviar Luxe. I'm ...
JERRY HALL
My greatest moment as a jock occurred when I was 14 and playing punch ball in front of my house on A...
JERRY REINSDORF
The support this city and our fans have shown the Grizzlies made my decision to stay in Memphis an e...
JERRY WEST