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Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.

Jim Butcher

Jim Butcher

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We are not going to die."

Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"

"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die.
— Jim Butcher
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I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.
— Jim Butcher
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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.
— Jim Butcher
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It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.
I turned around and ran like hell.
— Jim Butcher
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Thank God for wisecracks.
— Jim Butcher
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