THAT NO ONE knows what happened to Jesus’s foreskin is particularly interesting because there used to be upwards of a dozen in circulation.

No other foreskin could have caused such trouble.

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST

These are maximum penalties. Judges have the necessary leeway to render appropriate verdicts. As the government became more and more concerned about the traffic of human material and its potential effects on the general health, this law had become a necessity. We had to take action to avert any smuggling.

It's a payment to a donor that is illegal. Advertising is not illegal.

I'm kind of like a relic from another era.