TV and movies are boring,

I'm always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I'm always working on movies and TV shows.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.