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Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.


General George S. Patton

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GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.
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GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
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GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON In case of doubt, attack.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON There is a time to take counsel of your fears, and there is a time to never listen to any fear.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
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GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON There is no such thing as a successful defence.
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GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON Always do more than is required of you.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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GEORGE S. PATTON Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.
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GEORGE S. PATTON JR. Better to fight for something than live for nothing.
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GEORGE S. PATTON JR. I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom
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GARY PATTON Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on...
AMY PATTON It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
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