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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Neil Simon

Neil Simon

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Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
— Neil Simon
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Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.
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