Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."

Who cares what insecure people think who are insanely jealous that you are OK with yourself?

Much to the confusion of small-minded people, confidence does not equate arrogance.

I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.