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DEREK LANDY The Doctor: Dr. Song, you’ve got that face on again. River: What face? The D... STEVEN MOFFAT Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, TIM BURTON so what brings you to the doctor today?" "hmm, im afraid i have the chronic desire to save peop... DEB CALETTI The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers. Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...? The Doc... STEVEN MOFFAT Belief?" "Yes," Sazed said. "Tell me, Mistress. What is it that you believe?" Vin frowned.... BRANDON SANDERSON I'll tell you one thing. Being with you keeps a girl fit.' The Doctor beamed breathlessl... MIKE TUCKER The Doctor: Amy, what are you doing? Amy: That gravestone, Rory's, there's room for one more na... STEVEN MOFFAT Tohru: "Call a doctor, or a vet, or something! Mr. Postman! It's terrible! You see?! They're animals... NATSUKI TAKAYA THE UNFORGIVEN Tell me if you've ever had to deal with these kinds of people: ... SUZY KASSEM River Song: Use the stabilisers! The Doctor: It doesn't have stabilisers! River Song: Th... STEVEN MOFFAT The Doctor: Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Heck of a climb back up.<... STEVEN MOFFAT And you're blind?" Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to sound bored. Were you born that way?" JAMES PATTERSON Im okay Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause im telling you the trut... GERARD WAY Geric," she called. He turned back around. "What kind of flowers were they?" "I don't... SHANNON HALE People don't believe what you tell them. They rarely believe what you show them. They often ... SETH GODIN Rory, Rory, Rory - was it your idea to get The Sea to cure me?' [said the Doctor.] 'Yes,' said ... JAMES GOSS You don’t understand,” my dad said. “They stop you.” “Who? What are you talkin... CRISTINA HENRIQUEZ He is deaf, and keen to accept, any economical operation, that will correct his situation.... JASLEEN KAUR GUMBER The Doctor: I've seen bigger. Clara: Really? The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! STEVEN MOFFAT Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough DEREK LANDY I promise I'll never tell." "Don't promise that," he said in an ultraserious voice. "If t... JERI SMITH-READY Go on and honk," Eleanor said. "You think you can intimidate me with your swanlike good looks, but I... RAINBOW ROWELL People don't believe what you tell them. They rarely believe what you show them. They ofte... SETH GODIN What's up?" I asked. You tell me," he said. "You were the one about ready to start making... RICHELLE MEAD Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir. The Doctor: Ah, there you ar... STEVEN MOFFAT They called you the Glue" "The Glue?" "Yeah. Probably because you're kind of the glue that... JAMES DASHNER Charlie?' 'Uh-huh?' 'Do you like me?' 'Uh-huh.' 'You know what I mean?' 'Uh... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Wait,” he said. “That’s not a word.” I looked down to where, in a moment of despe... RICHELLE MEAD What are these guys?" He whispered "Canadians," Percy said. Frank leaned away from him. "... RICK RIORDAN -And I'm sorry too. -For what? -For calling you an asshole doctor. -That's okay. ASTRID AMARA Eeyore", said Owl, "Christopher Robin is giving a party." "Very interesting," said Eeyore. "I s... A.A. MILNE Really, awfully, terribly, I had a sudden attack of hiccups. I was staring at the Doctor, murderousl... JAMES GOSS Amy: Up. Rory: What good's up? Amy: Better than down. -Doctor Who STEVEN MOFFAT Interesting how fashion is cyclical,” Jaccob said when she came out of the store with two black pl... ERIK SCOTT DE BIE People will think you brilliant only if you tell them what they know. To avoid being tho... LAURA RIDING JACKSON Have you called the alphas?" "Yes." "The rats, too?" He bristled. "... ILONA ANDREWS Human females, they're kind of crazy during this time aren't they? If you chose to belie... ANNE BISHOP Love. Not the kind you see in the movies or hear about on the radio. The real kind. T... CHELSEA FINE Nico," I said at last, "shouldn't you be sitting at the Hades table?" He shrugged. "Techn... RICK RIORDAN Didn’t anyone ask you where your parents are?" "They asked. Especially about my parents." JUSTINE LARBALESTIER Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they... MARKUS ZUSAK The Doctor: 'You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think th... STEVEN MOFFAT I started to walk away, but she [Clarisse] called out, "Percy?" "Yeah?" "When you, uh, had... RICK RIORDAN Don’t start. I saw Marcie climb inside your Jeep.” “She needed a ride.” BECCA FITZPATRICK The Doctor: Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. ... RUSSELL T. DAVIES What did you tell them?” “I don't recall. I think I mentioned your discipline and ability t... ILONA ANDREWS Summerset, don't you ever sleep?" "It's Lieutenant Dallas. She's--" Roarke dro... J.D. ROBB The nutritionist said I should eat root vegetables. Said if I could get down thirteen turnips a... ANDREA GIBSON The intruders spoke no words as they rushed in. Five boys carrying baseball bats and tire irons. The... MICHAEL GRANT it was the kind of moon that I would want to send back to my ancestors and gift to m... SANOBER KHAN Idris: Are all people like this? The Doctor: Like what? Idris: So much bigger on the insid... NEIL GAIMAN You cannot find comfort in ducks. Stoop to look into those beady brown eyes, and they wil... VIRGINIA GRAHAM Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?” He shrugged... RICK RIORDAN What does Mrs Preston want to go abroad for?' asked Mr Leslie. 'I think her doctor wanted... ANGELA THIRKELL Of the seminal moments in my life, Careers Day in the autumn of Year 5 is my favorite. Everyone had ... NON PRATT Do you think you might be able to love me someday?" He asked and heard her laugh softly. ... JASMINE DUBROFF Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck, You do their work, and they shall have good luck:... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE And recite to them the news of Abraham When he said to his father and his people: What do you ... QURAN Doctor my eyes, they can not see the sky. Is this the prize for having learned now not to cry? JACKSON BROWNE What happiness? Here we have a kind of what they call a multiple choice question. 1 MINUTO NA PALMA DA MãO They tell me, shaking their heads: "You should be kinder. You are somehow furious". ... YEVGENY YEVTUSHENKO Abby,” he signed. “Hmm?” “I have a confession to make.” “Okay,” she ... SAMANTHA CHASE Do you have a favorite constalation, Percy?' I was still kind of wondering about the little gre... RICK RIORDAN You know,” he said, “I wish you could see this cave.” “What’s it like?” ... KRISTIN CASHORE They call him Aslan in That Place," said Eustace. "What a curious name!" "Not half so curi... C.S. LEWIS Kiss me,” she said urgently. Sam’s eyes flickered with mild surprise. “Right now?�... LISA KLEYPAS Pye turned his paw over and chewed his claws. “Humph. What you think of me is none of my business.... LUGGS You’re safe now,” Rider said. “I here. You’re safe, Mouse. And I know you might not believe ... JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT What the hell was that?” he asked no-one in particular. “Did they ram us?” “Uh – nega... CHRISTINA ENGELA Are you really a doctor?” I asked. “Some people say that.” “Why?” “Becaus... MICHAEL BRENT JONES Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my as... GOOD WILL HUNTING Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red... STEVEN MOFFAT From CATS ARE KIND "I saw a dog pursuing automobiles; On and on he sped. HENRY N. BEARD Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made ... DARYNDA JONES Remember: all the thoughts you have of yourself and others are written on your face... KAMAND KOJOURI That time I thought I could not go any closer to grief without dying I wen... MARY OLIVER There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of ... TERRY PRATCHETT WOMAN: Hi, where are your copies of Breaking Dawn? I can't see any on the shelf. BOOKSELLER: So... JEN CAMPBELL Dad?" Jesus asked. "Yes son?" God replied. "Why does man have so many religions?" Jesus as... ANTHONY T. HINCKS About time,” Brianna said. “Hey, sorry, we were kind of busy,” Quinn snapped. “And I di... MICHAEL GRANT Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?' 'Yes,' said Harry. 'You ca... J.K. ROWLING In recent weeks it has come to my attention that many caravans have met with disaster; they have not... JONATHAN STROUD I haven’t been avoiding you,” “You’re lying. The last time we were both at dinne... KRISTEN ASHLEY The Doctor: This is bad, I don't like this. [kicks console and yells in pain] Never use force, you j... STEVEN MOFFAT Our bodies knock and we pretend like we can't hear They knock to tell us to ... MALEBO SEPHODI I was sitting in my lab, my hand spread open on the table, while the skull examined my palm. JIM BUTCHER I couldn't get through this last book." "He didn't even just skip ahead to read the sex s... KELLEY ARMSTRONG I've done lots of jobs. Right now, I'm a hair collector." "That's good", said Ishvar tent... ROHINTON MISTRY When words don’t add up in love, it is because of six possible reasons: 1. They are af... SHANNON L. ALDER The Type Everyone needs a place. It shouldn't be inside of someone else. -Richard Siken SARAH KAY Macbeth: How does your patient, doctor? Doctor: Not so sick, my lord, as she is troubled ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
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Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just ... DEREK LANDY Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her father’s other brother, a horr... DEREK LANDY I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. DEREK LANDY You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain. DEREK LANDY mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?" DEREK LANDY Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hun... DEREK LANDY Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he le... DEREK LANDY I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly lit... DEREK LANDY Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies. DEREK LANDY Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?" "I'm sti... DEREK LANDY I had an uneventful few days," it told her. "The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from t... DEREK LANDY The door handle turned. Someone knocked, and a man's voice called, "Uh, hello?" Valkyrie looked... DEREK LANDY The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I’m Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My f... DEREK LANDY Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you ... DEREK LANDY I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. DEREK LANDY Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream... DEREK LANDY Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll pro... DEREK LANDY Gracious ignored him. "A farmer's daughter, she was, though back then every girl was a farmer's daug... DEREK LANDY If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?" "With great care," Donegan s... DEREK LANDY But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat c... DEREK LANDY Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I... DEREK LANDY Emergency Valve Regulators," she repeated. "So you do know what your doing? "Not really," he sa... DEREK LANDY If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me i... DEREK LANDY Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reapp... DEREK LANDY How are we going to get out of here?" "Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan." "... DEREK LANDY They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They'... DEREK LANDY You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with mu... DEREK LANDY It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance... DEREK LANDY I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' DEREK LANDY Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my... DEREK LANDY He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family.... DEREK LANDY Is he all scarred now?” “Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I... DEREK LANDY I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, traine... DEREK LANDY Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it. DEREK LANDY He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. ... DEREK LANDY Found something?” “No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more flo... DEREK LANDY What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanc... DEREK LANDY What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She... DEREK LANDY That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them... DEREK LANDY The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves. DEREK LANDY The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we think we are is at the core o... DEREK LANDY Put a smile on that face, Valkyrie. You're unique. Easily as unique as I am." "Two freaks in a ... DEREK LANDY You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do... DEREK LANDY It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about ... DEREK LANDY She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's tee... DEREK LANDY It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows - DEREK LANDY I’ve got good news and bad news for you, Ryan. The bad news is that you’re the only one in the w... DEREK LANDY Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires." Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who lo... DEREK LANDY Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called i... DEREK LANDY Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t... DEREK LANDY Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valk... DEREK LANDY Doors are for people with no imagination. DEREK LANDY You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.”... DEREK LANDY Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for ... DEREK LANDY It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap. Darquesse smiled. DEREK LANDY He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped ... DEREK LANDY Ravel said. “And I order people around really well. This morning, Tipstaff came over with a cup of... DEREK LANDY Talking about one's feelings defeats the purpose of having those feelings. Once you try to put the h... DEREK LANDY The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she ... DEREK LANDY Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make murder into an art form!” Skuld... DEREK LANDY Plans are invitation to disappointment. DEREK LANDY Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow. DEREK LANDY Skulduggery placed both hands on the table and leaned over. "You've heard about me. You've heard abo... DEREK LANDY The traffic warden looked up. "This your car?" "It is," said Skulduggery. The traffic wa... DEREK LANDY Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing somethin... DEREK LANDY You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”<... DEREK LANDY The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones... DEREK LANDY I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observe... DEREK LANDY Valkyrie stood there and waited for her to start making sense. "There is a vegetable-plant hybr... DEREK LANDY I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her." The traffic warden frowned. "H... DEREK LANDY I... I don't, I don't think I can do this." "Do what?" It didn't answer. "Do the test... DEREK LANDY He looked at Ghastly. "Thoughts?" "I want to kill Sanguine," was the first thing Ghastly said. ... DEREK LANDY What are you doing?" "I'm, uh, acting normal." "No you're not. You're acting like someone ... DEREK LANDY I am what prevents the Accelerator from being a bomb." "Except you didn't," said Gracious. "Bec... DEREK LANDY The Engineer smiled (internally, for of course it had no mouth). It was feeling good. It was feeling... DEREK LANDY What's this about slippers?" Stephanie's mom said, walking in. "Dad's just saying he could neve... DEREK LANDY You're not used to early mornings, are you?" He shook his head. "Early mornings were invented b... DEREK LANDY Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed. Donegan waited till th... DEREK LANDY Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars... DEREK LANDY He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't kno... DEREK LANDY Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the do... 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DEREK LANDY I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.' ... DEREK LANDY You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't re... DEREK LANDY Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like ... DEREK LANDY I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards. DEREK LANDY This is your last chance to do the right thing.' 'Do you want to attack first, or will I?' DEREK LANDY But if you can confront your inner demons—" "I did confront my inner demon. I punched h... DEREK LANDY I have sought you out to cure me.' 'To cure you of what?' 'Of this cursed affliction.' DEREK LANDY You're bored, aren't you.' 'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?' 'Uh, aren't you sup... DEREK LANDY I think zombies are kind of cute.” “Seriously?” “I may be thinking about bunnies. ... DEREK LANDY Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. DEREK LANDY You want to see safe hands?' her dad asked. He went to the fruit bowl on the side of the table, took... DEREK LANDY By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatev... DEREK LANDY I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you ap... DEREK LANDY Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery ... DEREK LANDY We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding." "Stop right ... DEREK LANDY We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. DEREK LANDY The only thing we know for certain is that Darquesse is coming, and she's coming to kill us a... DEREK LANDY He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. DEREK LANDY He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats,... DEREK LANDY This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?" "Not stolen," said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's sea... DEREK LANDY You don't treat me like a child." He smiled. "Of course I do, but you seem to have this ... DEREK LANDY It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t t... DEREK LANDY Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die,... DEREK LANDY I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why ... DEREK LANDY That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares. DEREK LANDY Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff." ... Nobody moved, or said a... DEREK LANDY We're authors, too," Donegan said, "and we've been trying to get into the picture-book market. We ha... DEREK LANDY It's not so bad." Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying." "I'll get used to it. So will... DEREK LANDY Mum said earlier what a lovely dress you’re wearing.” Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled lik... DEREK LANDY I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to ... DEREK LANDY It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It do... DEREK LANDY He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man." "Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's... DEREK LANDY Doran stood on the dais, fists clenched. "All right," he said. "Let's do it, come on. Charge me up."... DEREK LANDY The dart is loaded with enough sedative to bring down a—” “Small elephant?” ... DEREK LANDY Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was... DEREK LANDY You’re seventeen. You’re supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents.... DEREK LANDY He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're thin... DEREK LANDY Grand Mage,” Ghastly said, as he put the map away, “did you know the sparrow flies south for the... DEREK LANDY Peace means nothing without freedom. DEREK LANDY Now, before you begin to worry, the section of the gaol that I’m standing in is completely secure.... DEREK LANDY Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer. DEREK LANDY We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant DEREK LANDY I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Ber... DEREK LANDY Tides do what tides do–they turn. DEREK LANDY He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to... DEREK LANDY Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?" "No. But they like surprises. Almost always. DEREK LANDY Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly... DEREK LANDY Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, ... DEREK LANDY The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anyth... DEREK LANDY Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in h... DEREK LANDY You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just d... DEREK LANDY You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie. DEREK LANDY Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius. DEREK LANDY Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt. DEREK LANDY strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness DEREK LANDY I wouldn't mind a sister either." "Any chance of that happening?" "I can't see what would ... DEREK LANDY I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? DEREK LANDY When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm n... DEREK LANDY She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity." "You're... DEREK LANDY Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of t... DEREK LANDY Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough DEREK LANDY Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one ... DEREK LANDY I've had years to see the funny side. DEREK LANDY Stephanie: Why can't you break in? You broke into the Vault Skulduggery: That's different DEREK LANDY Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? -... DEREK LANDY She held her sword like she was ready to use it on anyone who got close. Darquesse could see her own... DEREK LANDY I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Final... DEREK LANDY Stephanie thought about the world she’d grown up in, and how different it was from the world she�... DEREK LANDY You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know know exactly what that someone has j... DEREK LANDY If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a brave and heroic death. DEREK LANDY Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?" "Uh, no." Skulduggery paused... DEREK LANDY What about you?" he asked, his words not much more than a mumble. "Regrets?" "Many," Skud... DEREK LANDY [...} What did I tell you about wandering off? Why don't you ever do anything I say? If I didn't kno... DEREK LANDY Serpine: Well, Skulduggery? Where is that tired old defiance - the taunting, the goading? Where are ... DEREK LANDY Skulduggery: The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your... DEREK LANDY Stephanie: I wouldn't mind a sister either Tanith: Any chance of that happening? Stephan... DEREK LANDY Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of ... DEREK LANDY be brave DEREK LANDY Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice s... DEREK LANDY Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice ... DEREK LANDY Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise." "You are not easy ... DEREK LANDY But he's in shackles, right? You beat him?" "I like to think I beat him in a moral sense, in th... DEREK LANDY It always surprised Valkyrie whenever she realized just how close the weird and the wonderful, and t... DEREK LANDY What's a Dullahan?' 'He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.' 'Headless?'... DEREK LANDY He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink ... DEREK LANDY I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTI... DEREK LANDY Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice... DEREK LANDY So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really... DEREK LANDY Her father sagged as relief spread through him. “I thought something awful was happening.”<... DEREK LANDY Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I'm talking about, don't you? The urge for dest... DEREK LANDY You can't just sit back on your laurels. You have to constantly innovate. MARK LANDY If they do negotiate a lower price, they may open themselves up to litigation by essentially concedi... MARK LANDY This should be a highlight of the festival. I think it's a unique event in our area. JEFF LANDY If the deals went to shareholders today, we believe Boston Scientific would prevail. MARK LANDY I think a lot of folks had not expected them to be back this quickly. MARK LANDY I don't see material upside or downside (for Boston Scientific shares) for the next 12 months. MARK LANDY [MacMillan] has big shoes to fill and he's inheriting a legacy of 20% earnings growth. MARK LANDY While Johnson & Johnson has the clear technology lead, the risk they run is in setting the price. If... MARK LANDY I would venture that we are now outside of gentlemanly territory, MARK LANDY We are operating in a large vacuum. It's exceedingly difficult to speculate. MARK LANDY It was a great day to get a lot of players a chance to play. Now we can focus on getting ready for d... LANDY FAEDO I told my guys before the season that if you win your one-run games then you'll have a great season.... LANDY FAEDO I was a little concerned. We let two leads get away this week, but Tommy made the pitches and the gu... LANDY FAEDO That was great pitching from both guys. They're the top two pitchers in the county. LANDY FAEDO The good thing is they come out every day, work hard and do what's asked. And we're pretty demanding... LANDY FAEDO Go out and play consistent, not be good, just consistent. Just make less mistakes and put the ball i... LANDY FAEDO If we hold it when they are practicing in Latrobe, it will be easy for them to come over here for th... JEFF LANDY He needed a place to practice so someone from those two families told him to come to Mt. Pleasant. T... JEFF LANDY He told me that he would contact me within the next couple of weeks with any information that he can... JEFF LANDY We wanted to have just a few categories and make sure we did this right before we got too crazy this... JEFF LANDY