Taverns are places where madness is sold by the bottle
Jonathan Swift
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
JONATHAN SWIFT Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
W.B. YEATS Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
JONATHAN SWIFT So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your...
ALAN MOORE How are the mighty fallen in the midst of battle! O Jonathan,
thou wast slain in thine high places...
BIBLE It's what Jonathan Swift suggested two and a half centuries ago: making two blades of grass grow whe...
MARTIN BELL How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle! O Jonathan, thou wast slain in thine high plac...
BIBLE The most brilliant satire of all time was 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. You'll ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th...
T. J. MILLER A world where children are loved by strangers, by people in far away places, by soldiers of the enem...
JONATHAN CHEN Special places in other states are proposed to be sold so Oregon can get its pork.
ANDY STAHL More heroin is sold around the Skid Row area than all other places in California combined.
ANDY SMITH I've sold nine here, in Cedar City of all places.
CHRIS CULP Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
SEXTUS PROPERTIUS Experience is by industry achieved, and perfected by the swift course of time
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Threshold is where the madness ends and the magic begins.
KAMAL RAVIKANT But here more slow, where all are slaves to gold,
Where looks are merchandise, and smiles are sold...
SAMUEL JOHNSON Real museums are places where Time is transformed into Space.
ORHAN PAMUK Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason.
ANDRE GIDE Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason
ANDRE GIDE Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason.
ANDRé GIDE If TPF is not canceled, these are the places where we will search.
MARGARET TURNBULL Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
SEXTUS PROPERTIUS There's a certain charge for taverns and innkeepers.
ELGIN BAYLESS When love is not madness, it is not love.
PEDRO CALDERON DE LA BARCA We know that the most dangerous places in the world are more often than not the most dangerous place...
MELANNE VERVEER In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do
you ever find them...
DR. JOYCE BROTHERS The places that are most likely to grow trees for carbon sequestration are places where trees aren't...
ROBERT JACKSON We are confident that the bottle business assets to be sold will benefit from new opportunities and ...
ILENE GORDON It is not possible to make great buildings, or great towns, beautiful places, places where you feel ...
CHRISTOPHER ALEXANDER THE PROBLEM OF GOOD: WHY UNCONDITIONALLY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO UNCONDITIONALLY BAD PEOPLE
(SEE ...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Brod’s life was a slow realization that the world was not for her, and that for whatever reason, s...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER I have been waiting for you for so long.”
I pointed to the car. “We are searching for Trach...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER She was with me. She did all of those things and so many more, things I would never tell anyone, and...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Jonathan and I are highly aligned.
SCOTT MCNEALY Libraries are places where the damaged go to find friends
TAMORA PIERCE There are still places where people think the function of the media is to provide information.
DAN ROTTENBERG Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
ROBERT G. INGERSOLL Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
R.S. INGERSOLL Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL From the point of view of basic physics, the most interesting phenomena are, of course, in the new p...
RICHARD P. FEYNMAN Small towns usually make sure their places of doom disappear. But that's not the case here: In West ...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN When you're in my arms, I know you're mine. But your feet are so swift, so swift, they carry you as ...
ANAïS NIN There is a place born of silence
A place where the whispers of the heart arise.
There is a...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI Madness is tonic and invigorating. It makes the sane more sane. The only ones who are unable to prof...
HENRY MILLER There are some places where we speak directly to the audience. But there is not audience participati...
JOSEPH GRAVES I don't think it's decreasing. There are poppies everywhere -- in places where there were no poppies...
COLONEL YOD SUK When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness...
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA ...My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was. I went crazy as a c...
ALAN MOORE To feel alone is to be alone.
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Some people are attracted to sickness, to the kind of madness where sparks fly
off the head, t...
LUKE DAVIES It was a long winter of deep snow, solitude, and madness. The satellite kept feeding me digital news...
ROBERT EARL WILDWOOD Libraries are not just places where people go read a book, but places where an immigrant goes to tak...
MATTHEW DESMOND I am madness maddened when it comes to books, writers, and the great granary silos where their wits ...
RAY BRADBURY It really is madness. This is the standard everyone measures their opening practice by.
MICKIE DEMOSS The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.
SAM EWING It's not who you are, but what you're made of. It's not where you come from, but where you're going ...
CAREW PAPRITZ The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals.
DEVIN J. MONROE We are in danger of making our cities places where business goes on but where life, in its real sens...
HUBERT HUMPHREY Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.
CRYSTAL WOODS I exist in two places,
here and where you are.
MARGARET ATWOOD I've asked staff to figure out where the 31 places are throughout the county.
JAMES HEALY He is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.
RUDYARD KIPLING The theory is that predators ... are looking for places where they can have quick and easy access to...
ERIC SPACEK It is only when you are pursued that you become swift
KAHLIL GIBRAN The racism is systemic in those places where it remains.
OLIVER PURNELL When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are le...
P. J. O'ROURKE When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are le...
P.J. O'ROURKE Estuaries are coastal bays, harbors, sounds and lagoons, places where rivers meet the sea.
JIM GERLACH In this century the writer has carried on a conversation with madness. We might almost say of the tw...
DON DELILLO The King poles surrounding the circus ring move slightly further out to accommodate the new height. ...
FRED HUNTER What is dangerous is not minarets, but basements and garages that hide clandestine places of worship...
NICOLAS SARKOZY It is madness to make fortune the mistress of events, because by herself she is nothing and is ruled...
JOHN DRYDEN It's cool to go places where working people are happy.
NEIL YOUNG There are places on planet earth,
where common sense doesn't apply.
TOBA BETA The results speak for themselves. The citizens of the state of Utah understand that private clubs an...
BOB BROWN When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED Over the course of my life I've been to lots of places. Shadowed places where things have gone wrong...
KENDARE BLAKE There's going to be some places where you're treated with respect and dignity and some places where ...
DAN SAVAGE So long as man is protected by madness - he functions - and flourishes.
EMILE M. CIORAN There is a madness that is joy, and there is a madness that is just madness.
MARTY RUBIN Ah, savage company; but in the church
With saints, and in the taverns with the gluttons.
DANTE ("DANTE ALIGHIERI") It's a wilderness island, there's places to go back there where you can't be seen by anyone.
CALEB CHUNG Poetry led me by the hand out of madness.
ANNE SEXTON You're surrounded by electronic music in New York. I mean New York is one of the few places in North...
BOB MOULD Promises and Pye-Crusts, are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT O Grub Street! how do I bemoan thee, whose graceless children scorn to own thee! . Yet thou hast gre...
JONATHAN SWIFT Style may defined as the proper words in the proper places.
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision: the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are limited, not by our abilities, but by our vision.
JONATHAN SWIFT If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would
not have given them to such a sco...
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be pu...
JONATHAN SWIFT If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scou...
JONATHAN SWIFT Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false op...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
JONATHAN SWIFT The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT The most positive men are the most credulous.
JONATHAN SWIFT May you live every day of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with e...
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child.
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with ...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdo...
JONATHAN SWIFT Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
JONATHAN SWIFT The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters,
From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas...
JONATHAN SWIFT In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my he...
JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the wor...
JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
JONATHAN SWIFT Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positio...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFT For the rest,
Whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through e...
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFT One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.
JONATHAN SWIFT I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contrib...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: a...
JONATHAN SWIFT Come, agree, the law's costly.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's none so blind as they that won't see.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; wh...
JONATHAN SWIFT Brutes find out where their talents lie;
A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
JONATHAN SWIFT But when a Man
JONATHAN SWIFT Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.
JONATHAN SWIFT I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a
pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears
of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our
hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown.
And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT A prince, the moment he is crown'd,
Inherits every virtue sound,
As emblems of the sovereign p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to
him.
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams
out of cucumbers, which were to be p...
JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts wit...
JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim, that those to whom everybody allows the second
place have an undoubted title to the ...
JONATHAN SWIFT That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally
discover everybody's face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguishe...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Never sleeping, still awake,
Pleasing most when most I speak;
The delight of old and young,
...
JONATHAN SWIFT Bread is the staff of life.
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but which let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength....
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith! he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by the sign that the dunces are all in con...
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by this sign, that the dines are all in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture...
JONATHAN SWIFT Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
JONATHAN SWIFT As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
JONATHAN SWIFT No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from...
JONATHAN SWIFT There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
JONATHAN SWIFT Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest ...
JONATHAN SWIFT There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFT Books, the children of the brain.
JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their ow...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in c...
JONATHAN SWIFT Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules ...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by...
JONATHAN SWIFT The rolling fictions grow in strength and size,
Each author adding to the former lies.
JONATHAN SWIFT I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats
and dogs.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent, the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder pe...
JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves ...
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and fals...
JONATHAN SWIFT The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
JONATHAN SWIFT Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT No wise man ever wished to be younger.
JONATHAN SWIFT A college joke to cure the dumps.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in c...
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
JONATHAN SWIFT Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy ch...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
JONATHAN SWIFT An old miser kept a tame jackdaw, that used to steal pieces of
money, and hide them in a hole, whic...
JONATHAN SWIFT Hail, fellow, well met,
All dirty and wet:
Find out, if you can,
Who's master, who's man...
JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear,
But turn the deaf ear,
As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
[Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
JONATHAN SWIFT Where Young must torture his invention
To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
JONATHAN SWIFT May you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have...
JONATHAN SWIFT I row after health like a waterman...
JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
JONATHAN SWIFT Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched ...
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little cons...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he i...
JONATHAN SWIFT The tucked-up sempstress walks hasty strides,
While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
JONATHAN SWIFT I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
JONATHAN SWIFT For the rest, whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through every...
JONATHAN SWIFT Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
JONATHAN SWIFT I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
JONATHAN SWIFT Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretenses to for...
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in perver...
JONATHAN SWIFT Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
JONATHAN SWIFT War is the child of Pride, and Pride the daughter of Riches.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed
JONATHAN SWIFT Whatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer an...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
JONATHAN SWIFT Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT A lie is an excuse guarded
JONATHAN SWIFT Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
JONATHAN SWIFT Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
JONATHAN SWIFT Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
JONATHAN SWIFT Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill...
JONATHAN SWIFT All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye...
JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT